Bacon Smoothies, Bacon Cheesecake, Baconaise: Watch Denny's Baconalia Parody Here

Gourmet Cheap food restaurant chain Denny's recently announced its Baconalia festival and menu. Labeled "a sacred festival of all things bacon," Denny's has gone all out with its bacon-inspired menu. Featuring a bacon/maple ice cream sundae, bacon sampler, and bacon meat loaf, the pig-pushers at Denny's thought they had bacon...

By Laine Doss

May 2, 2011

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~~Gourmet~~ Cheap food restaurant chain Denny's recently announced its Baconalia festival and menu. Labeled "a sacred festival of all things bacon," Denny's has gone all out with its bacon-inspired menu.

Featuring a bacon/maple ice cream sundae, bacon sampler, and bacon meat loaf, the pig-pushers at Denny's thought they had bacon in the bag.

I mean, what else could you make? A bacon bowl? Bacon with a side of bacon and extra bacon? Bacon balls? YES, YES, and YES!

Watch this Denny's parody to find out just how extreme bacon can be -- Denny's, are you listening?

Watch the ~~original~~ boring Denny's promo here.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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