We asked readers to describe themselves using the letters B, B, and Q for the chance to win tickets to the Rock N Roll Beer B Que on July 3.
Thanks to everyone who participated. The entries were hilarious.
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Christi won the tickets with her entry: "Big-Boobed Quasimodo."