Holidays

Five Sexy Edibles for Valentine's Day

Hey, lovebirds! Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and it's time for you to buy up some cards, purchase some flowers, and get all romantic in honor of the Hallmark Holiday.


That's right, since you aren't romantic any other day of the year, this is the time to shower your honey with some lovin', and we're not just talking the commercial kind.

If you've been dating for longer than 400 years three months, your below-the-belt life might be a little dry. Never fear, Clean Plate Charlie is here! 

We've done the dirty (research) for you and come up with some of the best edible love-makin' items for you. Now you and your significant other can do the market research for us. 

After the jump, check out the five best items you can purchase at your local sex shop.

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Devin Desjarlais