Though a variant abomination is portrayed on This Is Why You're Fat -- with quarters jutting from a single crust -- the Pizza Inn version
seems somewhat less disturbing. Created by Debbie Seaton, a 31-year
veteran employee of the chain from Elizabethton, Tennessee, the pizza
features a grilled cheese center that's a mix of mozzarella and cheddar
with "grilled cheese sauce" that, we're guessing, is tomato. The release
reads that it was "born out of simplicity and taste, reminiscent of the
grilled cheese sandwiches mom would make." Seems extra cheesy to me.
Despite campaigns for more healthful eating, society's love
affair with cheese is stoked by varying sources, the result of which translates to
Americans eating an average of 33 pounds of cheese a year, triple the
1970 rate, reported the New York Times.
Exactly a year ago, the New York Times reported on how the marketing arm of the U.S. Department of Agriculture (funded by private producers)
linked with Domino's to help them develop a new line of pizzas with 40 percent
more cheese, funded by a $12 million marketing campaign.
A year after launch, extra-cheese pizzas named "Domino's American Legends" dominate the menu with eight varieties, more than any style pizza on the menu.
The extra-cheese rationale touted on the website
reads, "We've listened to you, America! You want MORE and we delivered,
with our line of American Legends specialty pizzas. We fulfilled your
need for more flavor, more variety, more toppings and most importantly
-- MORE CHEESE." The site claims that 67 percent of consumers want more cheese
Floridians will have to stick with Domino's and other chains' extra-cheese varieties, since the Dallas-based Pizza Inn has yet to enter Florida's
pizza-saturated market. If you happen to come across one of the many locations
across the country, the grilled-cheese pizza is now available at the
buffet. Or if you're truly craving one, perhaps you could lobby your
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