Kiss cereal -- now in new demon and cat flavors.
Kiss cereal -- now in new demon and cat flavors.

Kiss, Mr. T, Spock: Seven Celebrity Cereal Fails

We've all seen the Wheaties boxes that have celebrity sports figures on the box -- everyone from Lance Armstrong to Yogi Berra has helped sell cereal.

While Wheaties are still around, we found a bunch of other celebrity cereals that haven't fared so well. Here are a few of our favorites.

 

 

Eat this Star Trek cereal or I'll set my phaser to "kill."
Eat this Star Trek cereal or I'll set my phaser to "kill."

Eat this Star Trek cereal or I'll set my phaser to "kill."

Any cereal that's named after the sound you make when you vomit it back up is a really bad idea. Worse if it's also the name of a serious nerd.
Any cereal that's named after the sound you make when you vomit it back up is a really bad idea. Worse if it's also the name of a serious nerd.
What's next? Bieber-o's (with added sugar, no doubt).  

What's next? Bieber-o's (with added sugar, no doubt).

 

Well, I guess the bitch really does have everything... including her own cereal.
Well, I guess the bitch really does have everything... including her own cereal.
If your name sounds like a cereal already, it's a pretty short leap in the marketing department.
If your name sounds like a cereal already, it's a pretty short leap in the marketing department.
I pity the fool that ate this crap.
I pity the fool that ate this crap.

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