Do you scoff at the notion of being called a foodie but can't stop taking photos of every plate you see? Are you fanatical about local chefs the way Beliebers idolize their teen heartthrob? Do you refuse to eat anything that hasn't been grown 60 miles from where you live?
If yes, New Times needs you (and your friends probably can't stand you).
We're searching for contributors to South Florida's preeminent food and dining blog, Clean Plate Charlie. Ideal candidates should have at least six months of professional or blog-writing experience, the ability to take great photos, and knowledge of the local dining scene -- from the Hollywood Beach Broadwalk to Delray Beach. The blog covers all news related to food, mixology, chefs -- both local and celebrity -- companies that deal in edibles, and just plain ingestible weirdness.
Send clips and resumé to email@example.com. No phone calls please.
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