Food News

Martha Stewart Pepper-Sprays a Turkey

You might think that domestic diva Martha Stewart doesn't consider herself part of the OWS 99 percent, but apparently she does.

On a recent Today Show segment, Martha is asked to cook a turkey. When Matt Lauer asks if he should salt and pepper the bird before placing it in the oven, Martha says that she learned a fabulous trick at UC Davis.

Donning riot gear, Martha pepper-sprays the turkey. We can just see her going out to the Occupy tent cities to "spruce up" the place.

Watch Martha here:


Follow Clean Plate Charlie on Facebook and on Twitter: @CleanPlateBPB

KEEP NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH FREE... Since we started New Times Broward-Palm Beach, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of South Florida, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.
Contact: Laine Doss