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Obama, Mickey Mouse, and Jesus: Wake Up to Five Awesome Toasters

Clean Plate Charlie is a closet Gleek. That's right... we've just lost any street cred by admitting we watch Glee. Look, if we didn't watch it, we would have missed the totally awesome episode in which Finn sees the son of God in his sandwich. That's right, folks! He saw Grilled Cheesus!

We knew some insanely entrepreneurial person would actually invent a Grilled Cheesus machine. What we didn't realize was that there were so many other ways to personalize your morning breakfast bread. But then again... isn't that what internet shopping is all about?

Here is a list of our five favorite ways to start your morning.

Virgin Mary Toaster ($29.95) Mother of God, that's good toast! That's what your friends will be saying when you make them breakfast using this handy-dandy device.

Hello Kitty Toaster ($32.99) is the perfect gift for both cute 7-year-old girls and the 40-something-year-old pathetic cat ladies they're bound to turn into.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.
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