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Paula Deen Named Maxim's Hottest Female Television Chef

Yes, you read that correctly... Maxim Magazine named the queen of butter television's hottest female television chef on its Dirty Briefs blog.

Deen beat out some of the sexiest women in cooking, including Giada DeLaurentiis and Padma Lakshmi, to come out on top of the list.

What makes Deen so damned hot? Butter sex! 

According to Maxim, "Just imagining the slippery, sloppy butter-sex we'd have with Paula makes us... hungry for a bacon-wrapped, beer batter-fried stick of butter, weirdly."

We may not know how Deen likes to get it on in the bedroom, but she did admit her vices on the Dr. Oz show earlier in the day (and made the worst mac 'n' cheese ever). Watch here:


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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.
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