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Real Genius: The Bacon Fatty Melt

Adam Kuban
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Every once in a while, someone comes along who pushes boundaries, who doesn't let words like "no" or "impossible" cross their lips. A Hamburger Today's Adam Kuban is one such pioneer. When they said creating the ultimate bacon sandwich couldn't be done, he didn't budge. No, he ventured into the unknown, with little regard for his own safety, and produced this: the bacon hamburger fatty melt. It's a bacon cheeseburger housed between two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches. And I want one. I don't know what I'd do with it - eat it, I presume, but more likely build an altar an worship it like a Carpathian deity -- but I want one. (Note: Don't scroll down the page of that link unless your heart is strong enough to see -- dun, dun, dun -- the DOUBLE BACON FATTY MELT. You've been warned)

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