Screw the "most interesting man in the world" and his beer. The most interesting man in our world is Ron Burgundy.
After all, any man who wears red polyester leisure suits, sports a big 'ole 'stache, reads the news, and drinks Scotch is one hell of an interesting guy.
And speaking of Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch, how about a few fingers of Ron Burgundy Blended Scotch Whisky? Because that exists now.
Riviera Imports in New York has just introduced Ron Burgundy Scotch, a product so awesome we're holding onto our heads to keep our minds from blowing.
The best part? This is real Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch; crafted and bottled in Scotland from a 60% malt and 40% grain blend by Old St. Andrews Distillery.
Ron Burgundy Blended Scotch Whisky sells for approximately $25.00 a bottle and has just come on the market (and every order is shipped with stand-up displays of Ron Burgundy), so we're not sure where to find it just yet, but we'll be looking for the cardboard Anchorman in every liquor store window until we find it.
In the meantime, stay classy, South Florida!
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