Today's Read: "Pole Dancing With Paula Deen, Y'All!"

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McSweeney's reposts this Paula Deen classic. The website founded by David Eggers has hooked us with addictive lists and food mag Lucky Peach. It's almost as good as, "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers."

From Erin Hershey's intro featuring Paula Deen on the stripper pole: "Now, does anybody here still think that nice girls don't pole dance? 'Cause y'all are out of your crazy minds if you do! Us Southern girls love a good twirl 'round the ole sexy stick, and like my brother Bubba says, every day you can splay your legs on the right side of the dirt is a good one!"  Read the rest here

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