We're not saying that processing these so-called Smart Wings is as awful as real chickens gettin' dewinged in a factory somewhere -- everyone agrees that's really bad -- but isn't it almost as sad and poignant to imagine these lifeless little wings rolling out silently on huge aluminum sheets up there at 153 Industrial Blvd. in Turner Falls, Massachusetts? It's just too easy to picture that scene and sniff, "Dude, you never even had a chance to fly."
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We'd have a brief but passionate affair with the Buffalo Smart Wings again, and would even consider dating other members of the Smart Wings family, should they exist.