20 Essential Spring Break Props

Spring Break is a week of vile, vomit-inducing binge drinking, humping of ugly strangers, and dealing with seriously inflamed, sunburnt flesh. In a word, it's liberating. When you're down here working on your "tan" and "meeting new people," you'll want to know how to barely cover your bum, so we put together a little primer of the props you'll need to dress like a Fort Lauderdale Spring Breaker. Everything from YOLO shot glasses, to paper wristbands, to "It's Spring Break, Bitch" crop tops, to vibrators. Yes, even vibrators are essential to look the part, kids.