Florida is like that crazy uncle at Christmastime. He weirds you out. He's creepy. He smells like funk and booze curled up into a ball one night and made love. And he always looks like he could be a direct descendant of Swamp Thing; It's baffling how you're both related. Florida may be many (if not all of these) things, but it's also awesome. We've got your average run-of-the-mill marijuana festivals, and at least two hot bods on every corner. Like your weird uncle, Florida's there without fail -- taking all the nation's sides glances in stride.