Florida's 21 Dumbest Criminals of 2012

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There's nothing quite like face eating zombies, and less than drop-dead gorgeous women masturbating inside a Starbucks. Florida. It's awesome. A little weird. A little creepy. Wildly inappropriate and always sunny. 2012 brought the best of the best to our long list of notable criminals. Florida -- YEAH! The best state [of criminals] in America!