The truth is that most of these gorgeous descendants of the Roman gods are probably married family men. They probably pack their kids' lunches before school and pick them up from soccer practice on the days they're not at the station. But why spoil the fantasy? Firemen of South Florida (and every estrogen-pumped body in a 50-mile radius) came together this weekend for their annual fire fighter calendar kick off event. The firemen danced on stage, posed for pictures with fans, and signed their months on the calendar -- smokin' biceps and all.