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A few last words on Coulter’s radiation fetish. Two weeks ago, she claimed ionizing radiation could act as a cancer vaccine, and that nobody died of radiation poisoning at Chernobyl. Then she appeared on the The O’Reilly Factor to defend the column. Last week, she devoted a second column to the promulgation of her pro-ionizing-radiation ideology, entitled “Liberals: They Blinded Us With Science.”
The Juice has covered Coulter’s previous radioactive rants twice already (here and here), so there wouldn’t be any reason to talk about her latest if there wasn’t something accidentally brilliant about it. In a very clear way, it demonstrates exactly where most people of all political persuasions go wrong in thinking about science, and why we lay folk are so often baffled by science writing.
Coulter begins with a discussion of Ed Schultz, Bill O’Reilly’s long-lost liberal twin over at MSNBC:
Ed
Schultz devoted an entire segment to denouncing me … One thing
Schultz did not do, however, was cite a single physicist or scientific
study.I cited three physicists by name and cited four studies supporting hormesis in my column. [NOTE: “Hormesis” is the notion that low levels of ionizing radiation are beneficial to health.] For the benefit of liberals scared of science, I even cited the New York Times.
It
tells you something that the most powerful repudiation of hormesis
Schultz could produce was the fact that a series of government agencies
have concluded — I quote — that “insufficient data on hormesis
exists.”
Think about that one. To Coulter, “insufficient data” is obviously a weakling’s objection — a real man,
     she suggests, would rebuke her argument with certainty and immutable
    truths. Unfortunately for her, that’s not how science works.
“Insufficient
     data” is just right. What Coulter’s been arguing against, without quite
     naming it, is the “linear no-threshold model” of radiation toxicity,
    which states that lots of ionizing radiation is bad for you, less would be better for you, and none or almost none would
     be best of all. The first part of that statement is obvious — because,
     no matter what Coulter said two weeks ago, folks at Chernobyl did die from radiation poisoning. (And, to pick the grossest case imaginable, so did our very own Louis Slotin, slowly and agonizingly.) The second part — that moderate doses can be dangerous — is so well-established that only a creationist
     could cherry-pick data with sufficient skill to arrive at a different
    conclusion. (I’m not just referencing about Coulter here; I’m mostly
    thinking about Tom Bethell, from whom Coulter lifts her talking points.) And the third part is very difficult to test. Nobody knows for certain what low doses of ionizing radiation might do to the human body.
Why
     don’t we know? Because we’re exposed to low doses all the time. You
    can’t blast a fellow with, say, 100 millisieverts of radiation and draw
    any conclusion from what happens to him, because he may soon be exposed
    to another 100 millisieverts just by going about his business. Or he may
     be exposed to almost none. This kind of imprecision makes a scientist’s
     job very difficult.
Are there studies showing evidence that low doses of ionizing radiation may be beneficial to health? Yes. Here’s one.
     But science is provisional; the conclusions of scientists tentative.
    Unlike religion, politics, or law — the areas in which Ann Coulter has
    the greatest expertise — good science rewards humility, and good
    scientists will not declare a thing unambiguously true until they have
    accumulated vast amounts of evidence. One study, or three studies, or
    even a hundred studies aren’t sufficient, especially when the evidence
    is conflicting. When it comes to hormesis, there is some evidence to
    suggest it’s real, but there’s a large amount of evidence suggesting it’s not. What this means, to a person who appreciates science, is that the question is unsettled. There is “insufficient data.”				
Two
     papers illustrate handily why we ought to be careful about reading too
    much into a small number of studies. In 1974, two scientists named Harold Puthoff and Russell Targ published a paper in Nature documenting
     what looked, superficially, like excellent evidence for the reality of
    telepathy and telekinesis. Fourteen years later, a scientist named Jacques Benveniste
     published another paper in that same outlet demonstrating the efficacy
    of “homeopathy” — that is, “medicine” in which all active ingredients
    have been so diluted in water that not a single molecule of the
    original, active substance remains. If, as Coulter seems to believe, the
     citation of science-y sounding papers is sufficient to demonstrate the
    truth of a claim, then we must concede that we live in a world full of
    psychic phenomena and water-with-memory. But we don’t.
As it
    turns out, Puthoff and Targ’s star subject cheated, sabotaging the
    experiments to maintain the illusion of his paranormal abilities.
    Benveniste’s experiments were sabotaged by an overzealous lab assistant.
     Their papers were written by imperfect humans, documenting studies
    designed by imperfect humans, and they are imperfect — marred by
    wish-thinking and faulty experimental design. Subsequent studies
    corrected for the errors of Puthoff, Targ, and Benveniste, and now we
    know better.
This happens all the time, especially with
    difficult-to-observe phenomena like hormesis. Coulter isn’t wrong to
    have an opinion on the matter — humans are extremely adept
    opinion-making machines, and most of us can’t help ourselves. But
    Coulter’s wrong not to be more skeptical of her opinions — to believe
    without evidence that the studies supporting her conclusions are
    perfect, and that those undermining her conclusions are wrong.
    Physicists can’t know that, and neither can she.
But not-knowing
    isn’t Coulter’s style, and she dedicates the rest of her column to
    proving the left’s scientific shadiness by explaining how we “lied about
     AIDS”:				
As I described in my book, “Godless,” both
the government and the entire mainstream media lied about AIDS in the
’80s by scaring Americans into believing that heterosexuals were as much
at risk of acquiring AIDS as gays and intravenous drug users. The
science had to be lied about so no ones’ feelings got hurt.
Again, Coulter seems to suggest that we can know a thing before all the evidence is in. Fact is, there were
     worrisome numbers of cases of heterosexual HIV transmission in the
    1980s, and doctors who only a few years before had witnessed isolated
    cases of AIDS in gay men explode into an epidemic were inclined to err
    on the side of safety, at least until the numbers were in. Who could
    blame them? And how is it their fault that the media sensationalized
    their reports? That’s what a certain kind of media figure does, after
    all — take tentatively proffered notions from a few doctors or
    scientists, iron out the ambiguity, and present unverified ideas as
    facts.
That Coulter would call attention to this tendency is
    darkly ironic. When the media presented unverified hypotheses about AIDS
     as fact, they were “lying about science”; when Coulter, who is very
    much a part of “the media,” presented unverified hypotheses about
    radiation as fact, she was a bold teller of unpopular truths. But both
    are practicing the same kind of deception. Except the journos who fibbed
     about AIDS were trying to scare up public attention for a silent
    massacre of one of the world’s most reviled populations. Coulter’s just
    trying to make nice with the nuclear industry.
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