AAA Offers Free Towing All Weekend for Labor Day

AAA knows what you did last summer. I mean, not specifically you, but all of us. Red-blooded Americans. Every year, many of us use Labor Day as an excuse to not only abstain from work but to become pretty much incapacitated. While there’s a drunk driving fatality every 51 minutes…

“Mommy Lobby” to Push Pot Legalization

Cheryl Shuman likes to be called the Martha Stewart of marijuana. She runs the Beverly Hills Cannabis Club out of L.A., which sells one of the first designer brands of pot. Her product runs $750 an ounce and comes wrapped in 14-carat gold. New customers often get star treatment: Chefs…

Charlie Crist Throws Extremely Republican “Party”

Charlie Crist does not know the meaning of the word “party.” I’m not just talking about his running for Governor as a Republican, and State Senator as an Independent and then, finally, for Governor again as a Democrat. Whatever. Switching things up is exciting. In contrast, his primary victory celebration…

Boca Attorney Writes “Positive Raps” to Deter Youth Crime

When David Hollander couldn’t get Will Smith to take up his cause, he turned to some of Palm Beach’s rappers. When that crew told him his mission was lame, he came up with the moniker he now performs under: Pro Se. The legal term means “to represent yourself,” which is…

Best Internet Memes of Stitches, the Miami Rapper

Stitches is a viral rapper, but he’s also a human meme. When the video for “Brick in Yo Face” hit the internet this past April, it racked up 6 million views in six days. The rhyme slinger was quickly declared a sensation, but he wasn’t without his fair share of…

Lake Worth Rapper Sparks Debate About Crime on Facebook

It’s hard to be black in Lake Worth. At least that’s how the rapper 28 Gramz tells it. The 27-year-old self-described “King of Palm Beach County” wants people who live east of Dixie Highway to understand his struggle. This past June, he released “Living in Lake Worth” through Smokeface Entertainment…

Hey, Jeb Bush: Marijuana Won’t Kill Florida’s Tourism

Former governor wants Florida to stay kid-friendly. You know, like Disney World. That’s why people shouldn’t vote yes on Amendment Two in November. In a statement released yesterday, Dubya’s brother put it this way: “Florida leaders and citizens have worked for years to make the Sunshine State a world-class location…

Florida Panther’s Return Spells Doom for Gladesmen

“No good those cats ever did nobody,” Jack Laban says before spitting onto the sand in the Big Cypress Preserve. Laban and other rural Florida residents say the Florida panther’s rebound is destroying their way of life. Gladesmen believe a monster cat created in 1995 to save the species is…

Little Red Bunny, Queen of Cam Girls, Comes to South Florida

Little Red Bunny is taking a breather outside the Eden Roc in Miami Beach when a soon-to-be fan approaches her. A middle-aged man wearing cargo shorts, an orange Polo and a visor waddles up as the famous cam girl takes in a pool-side view. “Your look is cute,” the dweeb…

Florida Panther’s Return Spells Doom for Gladesmen

Jack Laban swears a cat was out here raising hell just this morning. Mosquitoes slurp blood through the 94-year-old shirtless Gladesman’s baggy skin as he hobbles across a landfill of empty Pepsi cans and settles into a folding chair. The former Miami plumber with a full head of white hair…