Jamaican University Fires HIV Researcher for Defending Anti-Sodomy Law in Court

Although Belize is best-known as the birthplace of chewing gum, it’s really similar to Jamaica in a lot of ways. Both are English-speaking Caribbean countries that used to be British colonies. And even though Great Britain legalized homosexuality in 1967, both have anachronistically retained their former oppressor’s anti-sodomy laws. According…

Lil Terrio, Child Vine Star, Debuts Music Video to End Rap Music

Every Memorial Day, thousands of people flock to South Beach for a celebration of hip-hop culture. But just before the weekend-long festival kicked off, rap kicked the bucket. Remember when you had to rap to be a rapper? Those days are officially over, even if none of the Urban Beach…

Florida Man Rages, Robs After Hearing Cost of Subway’s Cookies

On May 1, a customer entered a Pompano Beach Subway looking nervous. He paced back and forth across the eatery’s lobby before asking employee Joaquin Zapata to ring him up for a soda and chips. Apparently changing his mind at the register, he then inquired instead about the price of…

Five Horrible Florida Moms

When’s the last time you called your mother? No, seriously, pull out your phone right now and take a look. You realize we’re talking about the person who gave you life and ostensibly molded you into the person you are today, right? For shame, dear reader. For shame. Mother’s Day…

From Pizza Hat to Mash Donald’s, Knockoff Fast Food Reigns Abroad

Sebastian Gonzales is a 28-year-old former defensive end at Florida International University who knows how to eat. And when it comes to fast food, his allegiances are crystal-clear. “I was obsessed with Chicken Kitchen and addicted to their food,” he says of the South Florida chain. “I was eating there…

A Brief History of Banned, Fake, and Contentious Drugs in Florida

Florida sure knows how to get caught up in a good drug scare, especially when it comes to substances that are on the cusp of becoming illegal or are downright fake in the first place. Our residents have seen some synthetics drugs’ most horrifying effects, and our law enforcement officials…

Trial Begins for “Ice Cream Man” Murder

To some neighborhoods of Fort Lauderdale, Larry Daughtery was known as the local ice cream man. Yesterday he was introduced to jurors as an ice-cold murderer. If what Broward prosecutors are saying is true, Daughtery’s tale is like a real-life and way-less-campy version of the Clint Howard flick Ice Cream…

The Spy Bob Levinson Vanished in Iran

Inside the Colonial-style monolith that houses Beggs & Lane, Pensacola’s oldest law firm, sits Sonya Dobbs, a thin-lipped paralegal from Birmingham, Alabama, with a button nose and long black hair. The perfectly coifed, 52-year-old mother of three pastes user name after user name and password after password into an array…

Seven Bears Killed After Lake Mary Woman Mauled by One

Jesus told Terri Frana it would be all right. That’s what the 44-year-old Lake Mary woman told reporters about Saturday night, when she was attacked by a black bear inside her garage. “[The bear] started pulling me toward the woods,” she told WESH-Channel 2. “I just thought, ‘God, please, this…

Seminole County Woman Mauled by “Highly Habituated” Bear

Seminole County is the bear-attack capital of Florida. Residents of the sylvan subdivisions lining Markham Woods Road frequently see the creatures in their backyards and know to watch out for deer on the drive home. Wildlife is just part of the neighborhood. But now, wildlife officials say, the bears there…