Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Centine 2008 Rosé

If there’s a wine made for South Florida summers, it’s rosé.   With a flavor profile that encompasses light strawberry-raspberry, subtle floral-violets, and tangy lemon-orange, it plays well with food ranging from burgers to grilled fish. And its light body, relatively low alcohol, and general absence of oak make it easy…

Summer Grilling, Vegan Baking, Winetasting at Whole Foods

Learn how to prepare dishes ranging from sun-dried tomato bison burgers to vegan chocolate chip-walnut cake, plus what wines to drink with everything at July classes at the Fort Lauderdale and Plantation Whole Foods Markets.   Among the courses offered in Fort Lauderdale are some in cooking and baking fundamentals, with…

The Nine Circles of South Florida Restaurant Hell

In the early 14th Century, the Italian writer Dante Alighieri penned an epic poem called The Divine Comedy. In it, he imagined himself on a journey through Hell, Purgatory and finally into Paradise (aka, heaven). Hell, he found, was composed of nine concentric circles, each representing a sin more grievous…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Hahn 2008 Monterey Pinot Noir

The Hahn family of Monterey, California, has quietly developed one of the more impressive small portfolios of wineries in the state. From the ubiquitous Cycles Gladiator brand (banned in Alabama because the label reproduces an 1895 poster of a naked woman) on the low end to Smith & Hook and…

Yankee Dogs Comes to Clematis

“Yankee Dogs” is not an insult to people of the Northern persuasion. It’s the new hot dog (and burger, hoagie, sausage, wings, salad, breakfast, and more) eatery that’s taken up residence on Clematis Street.  Cabinet maker turned restaurateur John Drummer says he envisions Yankee Dogs (540 Clematis St., West Palm…

The Envelope, Please: The Winning Glamburger

After some 30,000 submissions and more than 63,000 votes, the winning “Glamburger” hamburger in the Cheesecake Factory’s “Great Glamburger Challenge” not only doesn’t contain any ham; it isn’t even made of meat.  Oh, the horror.  Yes, the designer burger chosen from among five finalists in the 3-month-long contest is composed…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Oak Grove 2009 Reserve Viognier

If you’re boning up on your ABCs–Anything But Chardonnay–you might want to add the letter “V” to your lesson plan. That would be “V” for “Viognier.”  It’s a grape that offers a lot of what Chardonnay lovers love: ripe tropical and stone fruit, big and bold flavors, rich and creamy…

It’s a Pasta, It’s a Frittata… It’s a Pasta Frittata

Everybody needs a “kitchen sink” recipe, a quick and easy dish that you can throw together from whatever you happen to have hanging around in the fridge–leftover meats, small chunks of cheese, the last salvageable vegetables.  In addition to the time saved shopping and cleaning up refrigerator science projects, there’s…

Every @#%&*!!! Is a Critic: Six More Food Critics to Hate

Turnabout is a bitch. Or is it fair play?Whatever.  In response to last week’s post about the various circles of restaurant critic hell inhabited by legions of Yelpers, Spooners, Chowhounders and other bloggy types, an astute reader pointed out that there are plenty of annoying, ignorant dickheads in the ranks…

Everybody’s a !@#$%^& Critic: Six Food Critics to Hate

In the bad old days, restaurant criticism was the province of professionals, learned men and women with highly evolved palates who got paid by (mostly) newspapers to evaluate the food of local eateries without fear or favor, neither seeking nor accepting freebies, relaying their sophisticated judgments to the masses by…

Choose the Glam for Your Hamburger

Unleash your inner Jeffrey Steingarden and decide whose hamburger, er… Glamburger will reign supreme (but you don’t have to be a dick about it) in the Cheesecake Factory’s “Great Glamburger Challenge.” For six weeks in April and May, the national chain known for its endless crowds and monstrous portions solicited…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Santa Julia 2009 Torrontes

Here’s a tip: The next big white wine thing will be. . . Torrontes.  Oh, probably not.  But it should be, because the Torrontes grape makes a quite lovely, easy to drink, affordable wine that’s particularly suited to the South Florida climate and palate. Think a less complex but still…

Wine and Cheese Tastings at Whole Foods (Some Free!)

Man does not live by barbecue and beer alone, even in the summer. Sometimes he needs wine and cheese.  Man — that would be you, bunky — is therefore in luck, as over the next several weeks, five local Whole Foods Markets will be pouring their top ten summer wines,…

Restaurant News: La Bodega in Boca; BBQ at Taste Gastropub

• Looks like barbecue has gone viral in Palm Beach County, with the recent debuts of Rib Bizz and Sheila’s and the weekend smokefest at Harvest Time Market. Now Allen Susser’s Taste Gastropub has been bitten by the barbecue bug, launching Monday Night Backyard BBQ, an all-you-can-eat chowdown with a…

Recipe: Chorizo Skewers With Spanish Orzo

Every cook needs a few flavor bombs in his or her kitchen, ingredients that can take a dish from tasteless to tasty with minimal time and effort.  Salt is the most basic flavor bomb, even more useful now with the availability of various flavored, smoked, and sea salts. Artisan olive…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Cottonwood Creek 2009 White Table Wine

Unless you’re a serious student of the business end of the wine business, you’ve probably never heard of Fred Franzia. You probably haven’t heard of Bronco Wine Co. either, even though it’s the fourth largest wine company in the country, producing some 20 million cases of wine annually and counting…