Restaurant News: Cielo, Checkers, Capital Grille

• That the all-American burger has gone from humble to haute is about as newsworthy as gravity, but now even Checkers Drive-In Restaurants have hopped on the “gourmet” burger bandwagon. Eighteen of the chain’s local eateries are now offering the “Flavor Built Menu,” six upscale burgers garnished with everything from…

Chocomize Custom Chocolate Bar: The Review

So as I mentioned last week, I’ve discovered the DIY chocolate website, Chocomize (chocomize.com), and in a flight of sugar-fueled fantasy customized my own bar of dark Belgian chocolate and proceeded to wait for its delivery.   Just to refresh your memory, I called the thing “Tropical Madness” (probably due to…

Off the Hookah Up and Running

The West Palm sibling of Fort Lauderdale’s Off the Hookah, the nightclubby restaurant where water pipes aren’t the only things smoking, is now up and running on — where else? — Clematis Street.  The newest Hookah (314 Clematis St., 561-837-8577) is 14,000 square feet of faux exotica, complete with “ancient”…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Colores del Sol 2008 Malbec

‘Tis the season of the ritual charring of the flesh–aka, barbecue season–(check out John Linn’s review of Sheila’s here) so a young man’s fancy turns to what beverage of the alcoholic persuasion is best to wash down some killer ‘cue.  Many of you (philistines) will say beer, and while it’s…

DIY Chocolate

Nowadays you can design your own pizza, customize your own hamburger, build your own ice cream cone, and create your own pasta from a selection of noodles, sauces, and proteins. Wouldn’t it be great if you could do the same with chocolate?  Uh, well, yes.  And, in fact, you can…

New Look, Menu for Palm Beach Café

Keeping up with the Joneses may be a crummy way to live, but if you’re a restaurant in the brutally competitive South Florida market, not keeping up with your neighbors is a sure way to perish. And with West Palm’s Clematis Street area full of bright and shiny new restaurant…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Copa Del Rey 2008 Chardonnay

Everybody’s looking for a good deal on wine nowadays, and anybody who’s been paying attention to the wine market knows that some of the best deals around are coming from Latin America. Or to put it more succinctly, Chile and Argentina.  The quality of their grapes, skill of their winemakers…

Ten Dishes We’d Like to See 86’ed

There’s something to be said for knowing when to quit.  Although longevity and persistence have their place, in time that thing or person who refuses to give it up (Larry King), gracefully fade away (Bret Farve), or drown himself in his bathtub (Glenn Beck) start to become goddamned annoying.  Like…

Slipping Into Some Sliders

Everyone likes cute little buns, right? How else to explain the sudden popularity of, ah… sliders.  Okay, so maybe there are a few other reasons. But though the petite little miniburger has been around since the White Castle chain was founded in the 1920s, it wasn’t until the last couple…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Antinori Campogrande 2008 Orvieto

Say “Italian white wine” and almost everyone will say “Pinot Grigio.”  Blech.  Most Pinot Grigio, Italian or otherwise, is to wine what Bud Lite is to beer — watery, tasteless, insipid stuff made for people whose palates cringe at the thought of anything with, you know, flavor. So, instead, next…

Chill Out at Chillounge Night

Take six truckloads of South Beach-style lounge furniture and custom lighting, food and booze booths, live music, a fashion show, and a samba parade, dump them all on the Great Lawn in downtown Delray, charge everybody $15 to get in ($20 at the door, $75 for VIP tickets) and you’ve…

The Crappy Kitchen Cookbook

Is your kitchen smaller than Snookie’s brainpan? Do you barely have enough counter space to spill a can of Bud? Does your refrigerator wheeze like Kirstie Alley running a marathon? Is your stove something Neanderthal Man would have used to roast a hunk of woolly mammoth?  If you answered “yes”…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: ForestVille 2008 California Chardonnay

There’s cheap Chardonnay and there’s cheap Chardonnay. Then there’s ForestVille Chardonnay.  At $5.99 a bottle they’d practically have to give the stuff away to make it any cheaper. And while the 2008 vintage certainly isn’t going to make anybody forget Kistler or Far Niente or Sonoma-Cutrer, it does give you…

Taste the Nation at Taste of the Nation

More than 40 local restaurants will offer tastes of just about every cuisine in the nation at the 19th-annual Taste of the Nation: Fort Lauderdale, to take place from 7 to 10 p.m. Thursday, May 13, at the Broward Convention Center.   Hosts include chef chairman James Dean Max of 3030…

World of Beer Coming to Your World

If beer is your world, then start saving up your thirst for World of Beer, a purveyor of fine suds set to debut first in Coconut Creek (4437 Lyons Road, no phone yet) and later in West Palm Beach.  According to Richard Reeves, president of the company that holds the…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck: Pine Ridge 2008 Chenin Blanc-Viognier

“The best” is one of those designations fraught with peril as well as slightly ridiculous. Is LeBron James “better” than Dwyane Wade, Picasso “better” than Joan Miro, John Coltrane “better” than Charlie Parker? I don’t want to have to make those calls.  So I won’t say Pine Ridge’s perpetually superlative…

The Best Damned Chicken Caesar Salad Ever

There’s something furtive, slightly embarrassing, even shameful about it. Sort of like spanking the monkey to Sarah Palin videos or watching the goombah nitwits of Jersey Shore.      But we do it anyway, at lunch and even at dinner, unable to resist its base, carnal lure. Sure, we deny it,…