Reviewing the Chains: Angry Chicken Sandwich From Burger King

The advertisements for the “Angry” line of sandwiches at Burger King is foreboding. Filled with huge flaming letters and steam lines, they seem to promise punishment to anyone foolish enough to try one. I was feeling up to the challenge, so I pulled in the drive-through and ordered the Angry…

All Murderers Go to Heaven

What do you get when you kill 52 nuns and can’t properly dispose of their bodies? Hilarity, of course! In Dan Goggin’s Nunsense, Sister Julia “accidentally” poisons 52 nuns with her home cooking. Then, after she repents of course, she turns her attention to raising funds for the burials. A…

I’m Eating What?! Rajgira Ladoo

This week, it looks like I’ll be eating balls of birdseed. A clear package sits on my desk. The label says Best Quality Bansi manufactured these Rajgira Ladoo. So far, exactly two words on the package make sense to me. The next five words, Les Balles de Rajgira Douces, don’t…

Every You CD Release Party at The Talent Farm on September 4

​On Friday, September 4, The Talent Farm (a.k.a. Broward-Palm Beach New Times’ Best Music Venue) is hosting Every You’s CD release party. Every You plays a cleaned up style of radio friendly rock and roll tinged with lyrics the heartfelt, emotional lyrics you’d expect from the genre. The Fort Lauderdale-based…

Live Nation Offering $10 and $15 all Inclusive Tickets Again

​So the ominous wording of the press release a few weeks ago wasn’t signaling the end of Live Nation’s Wednesday deals after all. This week, the boys and girls at America’s favorite ticket merchant are once again offering one price tickets for all shows at Cruzan Amphitheater. All day today,…

Kiss Announces Tour, October 22 Date at BankAtlantic Center

​On this, Gene Simmons’ 60th birthday, the greatest gift any of us could give him is this: buy tickets to the upcoming Kiss tour. Unfortunately, there is not an exact date for when tickets go on sale, but the show will take place on October 22 at the BankAtlantic Center…

What to Do in Broward and Palm Beach This Weekend

​There are plenty of shows to check out in Broward and Palm Beach this weekend, here are some of the highlights:Tonight, Propaganda in Lake Worth is hosting Vultures are Wolves, a down and dirty noise metal band, punk rockers UglyHarts, and TV Kills Kids.If synth pop is more your thing,…

Weekend Blog Watch

Although Clean Plate Charlie is the only food blog you really need to read daily, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of other food blogs.It’s hard to call The Amateur Gastronomer anything but a professional. Well, maybe she’s not getting paid for the blog, but with…

OP Presents Tour Coming to Revolution/LA Guns Tour Delayed

​The OP Presents tour is making a stop at Revolution Live on November 5. That means those of you who missed Boys Like Girls (who are slated to release their next album, Love Drunk, on September 8), Cobra Starship, or The Maine last time they came have a second shot…

Nuclear Comedy

How’s this for funny? Comedian Nathaniel Stoman, better known as Earthquake, admitted on the Howard Stern Show that during his stint in the U.S. Air Force, he nearly wiped Louisiana off the map. Earthquake said he nearly dropped a live nuclear weapon while daydreaming. What was so tantalizing as to…

Tequila Ranch in Hollywood Will Make Anybody Feel Like a Tourist

Sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name, and sometimes you’d rather disappear into a crowd of new and unfamiliar people. Tequila Ranch is the latter. Maybe it’s because the enormous restaurant and bar is located in the heart of the sprawling Hard Rock Hotel and Casino property…

Dirty Dozen Brass Band Playing Culture Room October 17

​Even after 33 years together, The Dirty Dozen Brass Band simply doesn’t stop touring. Between playing around 30 festivals a year, DDBB also headlines their own shows and has recorded 16 albums since 1984. Although their sounds hasn’t changed much since they started, it’s far from being stagnant. They’ve added…

Jordin Sparks Added to Britney Spears’ September 2 Show

​Jordin Sparks, American Idol’s youngest winner has been added as another opening act on Britney Spears’ second leg of “The Circus Starring Britney Spears” tour. So if you’re counting reasons to buy your tickets to the show: Jordin Sparks, Kristina DeBarge, $50 million production, 50 dancers, magicians, clowns, acrobats, and…

I’m Eating What?! Jack Link’s Chicken Nugget Jerky

When it’s my turn to pick something for this weekly post, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not too adventurous. Instead, I’m looking for something that is strange enough to pass as exotic yet not so strange as to give me anxiety thinking about what it will do to…

Alice Cooper Playing Pompano Beach Amphitheater October 3

​Every death metal, horror punk, shock rock, and costume wearing band in America owes Alice Cooper a debt of gratitude. Without him bringing electric chairs, fountains of fake blood, and corpse makeup onstage, rock and roll would be a much tamer genre. He hasn’t been all shock rock and makeup…

Aerosmith Cancels Tour, Refunds Tickets

​So much for the Guitar Hero Champions being able to rock out in front of a huge audience at BankAtlantic Center. Oh and Aerosmith has canceled the rest of their tour at the BankAtlantic Center due to injuries sustained by Steven Tyler. Unfortunately, this means the show they already missed…