Pill-poppin’ conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh remains butthurt about Obama winning the election. However! Rush knows how and why the president was able to connive his way back into the White House. It was because he purposely wrecked the economy so he could then play Santa Claus and give free…
After a heated contest for the 18th District, a vote tally that saw him lose, a partial recount that saw him lose, and another recount that saw him lose even more, Allen West is finally, for real, no kidding this time, officially conceding the election to Patrick Murphy.West released a…
Earlier today we talked about how Marco Rubio is gonna charisma his way to the top of the presidential charts in 2016. As part of the whole getting himself into the psyches of sad Republicans, Rubes sat down with GQ for an interview. In the Q&A, Rubio was asked how…
Fort Lauderdale Airport service workers gathered for what they called a peaceful “Thanksgiving Prayer” rally and protest to demand just compensation. Put together by property services union SEIU 32BJ, the protest saw roughly 80 people, including baggage handlers, cleaners, community supporters, and clergy, gather outside Departure-Terminal 1 at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport…
With Mitt Romney off blaming his election loss on Obama’s gifts to everyone (by the way, we’re still waiting on our GIFT, Mr. President!), the GOPers are scrambling around trying to convince everyone that they totally like 47 percent of America now and that health care ain’t so bad. Also,…
St. Lucie County Election County Canvassing Board missed its noon Sunday deadline to file results of their recount of 37,379 ballots to the state Division of Elections. Which means Allen West lost. Again. The recount actually gained more votes for Murphy. But even that didn’t matter because under Florida law,…
Allen West’s lawyers got their hearing today to ask a judge for a full recount of all 37,379 early voting ballots in St. Lucie County. And at around 2:45 Friday afternoon, West was shot down by the judge. Again. Circuit Judge Dan Vaughn told West’s attorneys that he doesn’t have…
Christopher Castillo of Melbourne, Florida, was not so happy that Barack Obama was going to implement his health-care law. It was the last straw, even. So Castillo, 28, did what we all do when we’re angry about stuff. He went to The Facebook and updated his status with angry emoticon…
Keith Kirk appeared in court Thursday with a face that looked like it had been trampled on by a horse. Kirk, 30, showed up in Fort Lauderdale bond court and stood before Judge John “Jay” Hurley with black swollen eyes and stitches between his eyebrows. It turns out that Kirk…
The Palm Beach County School District and the teacher’s union had a tentative agreement all ready to go that would give most teachers at least a $1,500 raise. And then, at the last minute, things became unraveled when arguments that had nothing to do with the subject at hand derailed…
The Dolphins went into Orchard Park last night and promptly got kicked in the onions several times by the Buffalo Bills to the tune of 19-14. And while that score might seem tight, it felt more like a 35-point blowout. Against one of the worst defenses in the league, Reggie…
The last time we saw the Miami Dolphins, they were busy getting clubbed in the face with a frozen chicken at the hands of the Tennessee Titans. So then, with only a few days to prepare for the Buffalo Bills, the Fins had to pick their teeth off the floor and…
It was announced Thursday that BP is to fork over $4.5 billion in a settlement with the U.S. government because of its devastating 2010 oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. This also includes the biggest criminal penalty in American history, with almost $1.3 billion in criminal fines, including manslaughter…
Because this thing is never, ever going to end, a hearing has been scheduled for Friday to hear Allen West’s request for a full recount of roughly 37,379 St. Lucie County ballots. The county did a partial recount last weekend that made the race a bit tighter, but still not…
Corporate heads and rich business owners are so in a huff over President Obama’s reelection that they’ve decided to express their outrage by charging their customers more money and cutting back work outs for their employees. That’ll learn ya for voting for Obama, America! Specifically, Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter…
At first Rick Scott was all, NO HEALTH CARE FOR OUR STATE, EVAR! And then everyone started to hate him because they realized he’s a beady-eyed pustule with dumb GOPer agendas and an affinity to eat people’s souls (allegedly!). But now, all of a sudden as if by magic and…
Ricardo Salamanca took Rosita Rosario out on a date to a Plantation nightclub back in October. Afterward, the two went back to her place. But Salamanca wanted a little more than a nightcap, so he made his move. But Rosita was having none of it and spurned his advances. So…
West Palm Beach Mayor Jeri Muoio believes a hotel with Intracoastal water ways can potentially be a big deal for the downtown area. So the City Commission will be hearing three proposals for one to be built where City Hall used to be. Included in the plans is the old…
First the Sun Sentinel did it earlier this year. And now the Miami Herald is joining it. The McClatchy Co., which owns the Miami Herald and El Nuevo Herald, announced today that both those online sites will implement a paywall this year. The company’s other papers, the Sacramento Bee, the…
With Allen West refusing to yield to losing an election and Florida sending officials down to St. Lucie County to investigate the situation, it looks like we’re all in for the long haul on this whole “West Refuses to Concede” thing. Newly elected Congressman Patrick Murphy knows this all too…
Apparently people are just now noticing that Donald Trump is a racist birther dipshit and have petitioned Macy’s to drop him, his clothing line, his fragrance, and him altogether from those annoying commercials in which famous people are getting ready for the holidays. An online petition from SignOn.org asking Macy’s…
Well, this seems rather fitting. The owner of the Marlins, known for insulting the South Florida community by lying and then gutting the ball club, just traded for a guy who is known for insulting the gay community. It’s like assholes just gravitate to each other. Yunel Escobar, Miami’s new…
