After swindling the entire city of Miami, then building their tax-laden $560 million stadium and promising everyone they were going “all in,” the Miami Marlins have decided to gut their roster and trade away ace pitcher Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, John Buck, and Emilio Bonifacio to the Toronto…
JC Penney employee Marco Bartolon-Velasquez is facing video voyeurism charges after his cell phone was discovered hidden inside the store’s ladies room, according to Delray Beach police. On Monday morning, the West Palm Beach store’s Loss Prevention Officer walked into the ladies room and noticed there was something a little…
International Commie Hunter and wooer of women everywhere Allen West may have lost his bid for Florida’s 18th District (or so that’s what the socialists would have you believe!), but that doesn’t mean he can’t take his batshit nuttery someplace else. In fact, Sue Everhart, chairman of the Georgia Republican…
Whoops. Exactly one week since the election happened, turns out 963 ballots that no one knew existed have apparently been discovered. So just what happened? The Broward County Canvassing Board was told that someone put the ballots in the wrong place. Because, FLORDA! Nearly a thousand unaccounted-for ballots were put…
We’ve seen it before. And yet, every time he does it, it’s like witnessing a supernova in person for the very first time. It may take some work to grapple with LeBron’s awesomeness. Breaking down his game might be counterintuitive. Only because, even though we think we’ve seen this kind…
Everyone knows Miami is the place Hollywood goes calling when it wants sexy done right. Various films, from The Godfather, Part II to Scarface to Pain & Gain, have been shot in the Magic City. But what many don’t know is that a lot of films were also shot in…
Man, some people really, really can’t stand having a black dude for president. So, in light of Barack Obama resoundingly winning reelection by virtue of both the electoral college and the popular vote and in the process winning traditional GOP strongholds Ohio and Florida, some brave American heroes have decided…
Three Orlando men were none-too-thrilled that Barack Obama won reelection as Black President last week, so they decided to drink their sorrows away, then also go drive through a mostly black neighborhood stealing Obama campaign signs while yelling out racial slurs at people, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Because,…
A Jacksonville pastor who confessed to sexual crimes against not one but two underaged girls and is a registered sex offender is still being allowed to preach at a church while children are banned from the congregation because Florida is as assed up as advertised. Former Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church…
The election was literally six days ago (well, OK, two days ago if you count Florida), and Florida Republicans are butthurt about the results. So the fine folks at Public Policy Polling thought it would be a neat idea to exploit that GOPer melancholy and the infinite sadness and ask…
A partial recount of ballots from St. Lucie County happened on Sunday and — news flash — Allen West is still losing. The recount narrowed Patrick Murphy’s lead somewhat, but the tally still isn’t enough to trigger an official all-out recount. On Friday, West’s motion to impound the ballots and…
The 4-5 Tennessee Titans came into SunLife Stadium pretty much the worst defense, statistically. Until Sunday afternoon, they were on pace to set an NFL record for most points allowed in a single season. Yet the Dolphins could manage only three points against them while turning the ball over four…
The Dolphins are back home this Sunday to take on the Tennessee Titans at Sun Life Stadium. This is a good thing because, as it stands, the Dolphins are a pretty mediocre football team while the Titans are quite crappy. But can Miami overcome its recent bout of The Suck…
The Allen West schadenfreude continues on the Pulp today! Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge David Crow has denied U.S. Rep. Allen West’s motion to impound ballots and voting machines from his loss to Patrick Murphy in the District 18 congressional race. Crow ruled that West’s motion was “premature” because…
Allen West is in court today to file a motion to have the St. Luice County ballots and voting machines impounded for a possible recount. Patrick Murphy leads West by about 0.66 percent, which is too big a lead to constitute an automatic recount. Under Florida law, you need a 0.5 percent…
Pill-poppin’ conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh, like all the other GOPers in the past few days, is seriously butthurt over Barack Obama’s resounding reelection this past Tuesday. In rummaging through the Conservetard devastation handed to them (they couldn’t win Ohio or Florida… nut-jab!), Rush basically came to the conclusion that…
Anthony V. Mangione, head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for South Florida, faces a mandatory five years in prison for child pornography. Prosecutors are shooting for up to seven years. In 2011, Mangione was placed on paid administrative leave after his internet provider, AOL, reported his having four child-porn…
Conservative radio talk-show host Joyce Kaufman, who was appointed to be Republican Congressman Allen West’s chief of staff back in 2008 because, well, she’s just as batshit nutty as he is, lamented West’s loss to Patrick Murphy on her radio show on WFTL-AM (850) on Wednesday. Kaufman blamed the defeat…
As we said yesterday, it was pretty impossible for Mitt Romney to catch up to Obama here in Florida, even as close as the tally was. And, apparently, the Mittbot and his campaign agree and have officially conceded Florida. Florida’s 29 electoral votes gives Obama a 332 to 206 lead…
Back in June, BSO Deputy Anthony Vincent claimed he had been harassed by Broward Sheriff’s cops because of his sexual orientation. On February 15, Vincent, who was riding his motor scooter, was pulled over in Southwest Ranches. In his claim, Vincent says that the deputies ticketed him for speeding, even…
Barack Obama won both the electoral votes and the popular vote (and he did it without Florida, which is looking like it will go to him anyway!) Despite those things that reelected our president and will have him serve a second term, the real winner of the 2012 election was…
On Tuesday, Floridians went to the polls and voted against the state GOPer Legislature instilled amendment that would have banned government-mandated health insurance requirements. Basically, had the amendment passed, it would have exempted Floridians from the Affordable Care Act. But it failed to pass, losing 52 percent to 48 percent…
