Because the weather is awesome and because of beaches and because we do, in fact, rock, South Florida has hosted a record ten Super Bowls. And now SoFla is among the finalists to host what will be a milestone 50th Super Bowl. Although the NFL may want to stop it…
A few weeks ago, the first presidential debate took place, in which Barack Obama was replaced by a sock puppet and Mitt Romney was declared President for Life. The Mittbot was spirited and on the offense, while pointing his finger and blaming the president for all the ills of society…
If you’re driving down A1A between now and 8 p.m. you may want to know that the Fort Lauderdale Police Department is conducting a traffic safety checkpoint.The checkpoint is located at the 2500 and 2600 blocks of North Ocean Boulevard, A1A. Fun!…
Winter Park residents Marshall Phillips and Destin McMahon didn’t care for the food they were served at Wazzabi restaurant Sunday night. So they decided to tell their server they were unsatisfied. The server then apologized profusely and wondered what they could do to make things better. And by “the server…
Jason Espeland had himself a case of road rage. And he paid for it by being on the wrong end of a severe beatdown. According to Boca police, 32-year-old Espeland’s 2013 Hyundai Accent was cut off by a white Lincoln Navigator on Military Trail just before 9 a.m. Having another…
According to a report from the Kaiser Family Foundation, a voucher plan for Medicare — like the one Mittington Romnom RoboRomney and his young ward P90Ryan are proposing — would cost Florida patients more than $100 million. But since the Mittbot is promising instant jobs to everyone as soon as…
Hollywood City Commission candidate Rick Valdez doesn’t want your money. He just wants you to vote. He also wants you to kick it at his hip-hop party on Wednesday night. “I was given a space where I could have a fundraiser or something,” Valdez tells New Times. “So I went…
Dion Robinson, a 43-year-old assistant coach for a West Park youth football team, didn’t like that a referee called an unsportsmanlike penalty on his team. So, in a perfectly reasonable response, he ran across the field and slapped the referee so hard, it knocked him down. “I was shocked!” referee Andrew…
Maybe it’s because he’s trying to temper expectations. Or, maybe it’s because he doesn’t want Republicans to get complacent and stop working. Or, maybe it’s because he’s naturally dickish and can’t help himself. But Gov. Rick Scott doesn’t believe the latest polls that say Mitt Romney is up by seven…
Here’s a heartwarming story of a mom, her kids, and a crapload of wine!A Boynton Beach woman was arrested on DUI charges after she got her wine on, then crashed her BMW into another car with her children onboard. Janet Malizia, 49, slammed her car into an SUV on I-75…
Apparently, Barry Obama’s debate performance was so craptacular, The Mittbot has gained some points with Latino voters in Florida. According to a ImpreMedia & Latino Decisions tracking poll released Monday, Obama’s lead among Hispanic voters in Florida has slipped from 72% last week to 67% this week. Among those polled,…
A crash involving a Palm Tran bus and a pickup truck happened on the 14000 block of Southern Boulevard in West Palm Beach shortly before rush hour this morning. Palm Beach County Fire Rescue officials report that 13 people had to be taken to the hospital with head and neck…
The Dolphins are 3-3 and locked into a four-way tie with the rest of the AFC East. Which means either the Dolphins are good again, or the AFC East really, really sucks. Either way. While 3-3 is as mediocre as it gets in the NFL, it’s still a vast improvement…
Well, at long last it looks like John Goodman’s douche caught up to him, and he is finally going to spend some time in the slammer. The International Polo Club owner, who has been under house arrest on a DUI manslaughter charge for killing 23-year-old Scott Wilson back in February…
With November 6 a mere four weeks away, Florida decided it’s about time to do that thing where it screws up the election.LET’S DO THIS, FLORIDA! According to Elections Supervisor Susan Bucher, about 60,000 Palm Beach County absentee ballots that have already been mailed by the Palm Beach County Supervisor…
Oh, Florida. You were off to such a terrible start today (as is the case most days). With this, and then this. But now… you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself! No, really. According to a Washington Post poll conducted in September, 54 percent of Florida voters think…
A Jacksonville man was indicted on federal charges after he purchased a dozen enemas from a CVS store, used them, put them back into their boxes, resealed them, and brought them back to the store. So. Many. Questions. Oh, but that’s not all. Several of the used enemas were then…
Oh for crapsake, Florida. On Tuesday, the Florida Board of Education agreed on a new strategic vision for the next six years: By 2018, a student’s academic goals will be determined by race. For example: It will require 88 percent of white students to be proficient in reading but only…
Today is National Coming Out Day, and Democratic National Committee Chairwoman U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is all about it. Wasserman Schultz, along with Rep. Ted Deutch (D-Boca), posed for NO8H in the group’s campaign supporting equal rights for gays and lesbians. “On National Coming Out Day I’m so proud…
Damian Gingerich, 30, of Hollywood, saw an idling car outside Lalani Grocery at 2412 Taylor St. So he decided, what the hell, I’m gonna steal it. According to police, the owner of the car, Shayla Marie Briggs, came out of the store and, to her horror, saw some dude sitting…
We all do it. We get on the highway, notice there aren’t any cops around, and stomp down on the gas like we’re Tony Stewart trying to win the Daytona 500. Then we slow down when we come up to the trees where highway patrol cops sit and wait for…
According to Miami-Dade Police, a third person has died following yesterday’s horrific collapse of a parking garage at Miami Dade College’s West Campus in Doral.Police say their mission is now a recovery effort and report that a construction worker, Robert Budhoo of Tamarac, is missing beneath the rubble…
