Socialist hunter and conspiracy uncoverer Allen West voted for the Paul Ryan budget cuts that would affect Medicare. He also said those who oppose his backing of Ryan’s plan are totally going to Kamikaze themselves. “I will be supporting the House GOP Budget Plan as authored by my colleague Budget…
A robber tried to take some pizza from a Papa John’s delivery guy in Daytona Beach on Monday. But the pizza guy refused to give up the pies, even while being shocked by a stun gun. Movie of the week? Movie of the week. Christopher Dondre Collins, 19, apparently ordered…
With the election a mere weeks away and the polls tightening ever so much, campaign workers and volunteers are burning the midnight oil to get their man a November victory. They’re knocking on doors, registering folks to vote, and making phone calls to educate the masses on the qualities of…
Camille Brown was arrested and charged with extortion after she demanded the family that founded the Pembroke Pines-based Claire’s stores pay her millions. Brown claimed she had embarrassing documents in her possession and said she would go public unless the Rowland Schaefer family forked over the dough, according to the Florida…
This might be the most Rick Scott thing ever. During a meeting of the Florida Cabinet on Tuesday, Scott stepped up to give an update on the fungal meningitis outbreak the state has recently been dealing with. But Scott screwed up and gave out the wrong number for the meningitis…
Last week, per the Palm Beach Post, we told you about Boynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross running into some trouble after it was revealed that she sent her lover (who apparently happens to be her first cousin) nude photos of herself through Facebook. As a result of the scandal, Mayor…
Daniel McKee and Thomas Rady told St. Pete Police officers that they were hanging out, drinking and smoking some pot when a home invader broke into their place in the 1100 block of 32nd Avenue North. They told cops that this home invader shot their friend, Donnie McLendon, 26, in…
The Dolphins might have won Sunday, and it looks like their quarterback situation might have been solved. But one fact remains unchanged: Jeff Ireland still sucks as a general manager. And now the the undaunted geniuses at #WAARF (via FinsNation.com), have come up with yet another parody song reminding us of this…
Nothing like being woken up in the middle of the night by random gunfire and then having a car slam into your house. That’s what happened in Pompano Beach on Tuesday morning, when a car was being shot at. The vehicle swerved to avoid the bullets and crashed into a…
Fresh off a debate victory that ended the race and buried Obama forever, Mittington RoboRomney hit up Florida for a three-city gloat-a-thon in which he gave a couple of stump speeches, shared some stories, took some photos, and uncomfortably got his face wiped over and over again by some random…
According to the Florida Department of Children and Families that oversees the food stamp program, the number of food stamp recipients in Broward has dropped for first time in five years. “These numbers just prove that in Broward County, things are getting better,” said Florida Department of Children and Families…
According to Stuart Police, an elementary school janitor, Michael Scott Girard, 25, placed a smartphone behind a ceiling tile in the girl’s locker room. Scott worked for Pine School, which is a private school for kindergarten through sixth grade. According to the arrest report, two girls — ages 11 and…
A West Palm beach couple got into an argument about the husband’s failure to get his vehicle registered. Things quickly escalated. And by escalated, we mean the husband, one Joseph B. Duval, 37, attacked his wife with a pair of scissors…
Boynton Beach elected officials are calling for a top-to-bottom review of a police department that’s been fraught with attendance problems, squabbling, one cop that ran away to South America, angry emails, and alleged child porn. But Boynton Beach Police Chief Matthew Immler ain’t concerned about the department’s apparent dipping into…
The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like someone swung a sledgehammer to their crotch. The Dolphins pretty much followed the five steps to victory we wrote about…
Your 1-3 Miami Dolphins and their 30th ranked pass defense head into Cincinnati this Sunday to take on Andy Dalton and his 103.0 quarterback rating. Meanwhile, cornerback Richard Marshall won’t be playing thanks to a bad back. But don’t fret Dolphins fans! He will be replaced with the Human Penalty…
In case you haven’t heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent — the lowest in four years — thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and big upward revisions for July and August. Politically, it’s good news for Obama, since he’s been taking a beating after his…
Apparently starring in a mediocre formulaic sitcom and a dozen crappy movies in which you make funny faces and step on rakes that hit you in the face pays big, because actor Kevin James just plunked down 18 million bucks for a ginormously awesome beachfront mansion in Delray. The house,…
Back in August, a woman visiting from Connecticut fell 200 feet from the sky and perished after the harness on her parasail failed. This was the second parasailing death since 2007. Both accidents could have been prevented by simple measures and regulations.See also: Woman Dies After Falling 200 Feet in…
OH HAI FIESTY VELVET THUNDER OBAMA GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.A day after the debate in which the President of the United States of America was replaced by a sock puppet that was buried under a massive avalanche of horse feces at a Presidential debate, the REAL Barry Oblastyoface was back in…
Looks like Charles Barkley is done trolling the Heat, because now he thinks LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan.”First of awl… gimme a cheese bergar…” After spending the past two seasons ripping LeBron and the Heat — saying God is a Mavericks fan, cheering for Heat to lose…
The Miami Marlins are a damn mess. They traded away a bunch of good players for a bunch of not-so-good players. They’ve had horrible attendance all year. They’ve lied about the stadium from the word GO. And now, thanks to a terrible owner, a horrendous general manager, and a stripped…
