The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing — kick field goals. And so the New York Jets came to town, managed to play like a sack of crap, and still pulled out the 23-20 victory, because…
The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East which very much means that the winner of this game could potentially be in first place heading into Week 4…
Former South Palm Beach Mayor Marty Millar saw off-duty West Palm Beach police officer Robert Williams hanging out with a super hot girl at at Dirty Martini in Palm Beach Gardens at around 2 a.m. Thursday. Millar was all, Hey that’s totally the hot chick I took out to a…
If scientists could harness the power of a black hole and build a time machine, we could use it to go back in time to kill Hitler and cure AIDS while going forward in time and seeing who wins the next 40 World Series while also living in a Rick…
In probably the least surprising news ever, people don’t want to pay well over $50 to go watch a mediocre football team. The result of that not-at-all-surprising news is that this weekend’s showdown between the Dolphins and Jets at Sun Life Stadium is facing local TV blackouts because of a…
During his face-melting “47 percent” comments, Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Doghater Romney also said that if he were Latino, he would so win the presidency. Perhaps he wasn’t kidding. Romney appeared on Univision on Wednesday night to try to sway the Latino vote his way (which, according to the latest…
The Miami Marlins had what you might call a bit of a crappy season. Even though they entered this year superexcited about their brand-new stadium, their brand-new $100 million payroll, their brand-new shortstop, their brand-new closer, their brand-new manager, and being featured on Showtime’s The Franchise, things went south pretty…
Well now, this is rather big/historical/excellent news. On Wednesday, the Broward County School District unanimously passed a formal resolution recognizing October as LGBT History Month.The resolution is meant to honor lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) role models and their important strides and work within the community. There is no…
Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Romney ain’t doing too hot with Jewish voters. That’s according to a new poll from the American Jewish Committee. The poll, which surveyed 254 registered Jewish voters in Florida between September 7 and 9, says President Obama leads Romney by 44 points in Florida. As for…
A Tampa fisherman caught himself a turtle a few months ago, put it in a fresh-water tank, and kept it in his backyard. But his intent wasn’t so much to make the little guy a pet but to totally make him into soup. Turns out, the guy caught a Kemp’s…
As we mentioned yesterday, Mittington Mittbot’s crack team went into damage control over his now infamous “47 percent” remarks by not only releasing a 14-year-old tape that apparently shows Barack Obama wearing a Che T-shirt and saying that the government should send everyone a check for $1 million talking about…
People living in Delray might have received a mailer about Democrat Sen. Maria Sachs contributing to George W. Bush “more than once” and being in cahoots with Katherine Harris in disenfranchising voters. The mailers, from a group called Progressives, are intended to sound as if a liberal organization is warning…
As we’ve recently pointed out, Rick Scott’s been going around bragging about how unemployment numbers have gone down while he’s been in office.Of course, what he hasn’t mentioned is that the numbers are deceiving since the reason they are down is because people have flat out given up looking for…
The GOP is in full AH CRAP THE CAMPAIGN IS ON FIRE! FIX IT! FIX! OHHH THE HUMANITY!! mode and is sending in their golden boy to right the ship.No, not that golden boy. This one! Your very own Sen. Marco Rubio is heading a conference call today at 4…
You may or may not know it, but today is officially Talk Like A Pirate Day. It’s silly, odd and slightly annoying, particularly with your co-worker walking around the office and saying, “Arrgghh!” all day like an asshole. But, whatever, it’s all in good fun. Certainly Lake Worth Mayor Pam…
Put down that can of cake icing! The U.S. annual fat report card was released Tuesday, and according to what it says, Florida will basically be one massive coronary with palm trees come 2030. According to the report, Florida is on track to hit 58.6 percent in 18 years, which…
Congratulations, Florida. You probably maybe almost for sure destroyed Mitt Romney’s hopes and dreams to become president of Don’tTreadOnMeLand. As we pointed about yesterday, RoboRomney set his pants on fire with his “47 percent” comments at a fundraiser right here in Boca. And since then, things have been blowing up…
President Obama went on Letterman last night and addressed Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” comments for the first time publicly.David Letterman broke the ice by asking Obama how much he weighed, then commented on how the two weigh the same but how the president looks better. When Obama said Letterman looks…
Remember when Clint Eastwood got on stage at the RNC and started berating a chair? That was fun. In an interview with Extra during a junket for his new film, Clint was asked about the speech and how it’s still a relevant thing. And in true grizzled-old-guy fashion, he gave…
A man in Vero Beach was arrested for allegedly stealing $450 worth of shoes and clothes.In his pants. Byron Harvey, 38, was was arrested September 10 after cops went to a Bealls store in the 5900 block of 20th Street in Vero Beach and saw him in a dressing room,…
Miami Dolphins general manager is not a very popular guy around town (save maybe for a few still-loyal zombies here and there). And according to several fans who attended Sunday’s Dolphins-Raiders game, he got supermad at a critical fan and called the fan an “asshole.”Fans began to call in to…
Miami Dolphins head coach bought himself and his MISERY COUCH a mansion in Davie. Gossip Extra reports that Philbin purchased a five-bedroom suburban mansion in the gated Northstar Estates in Davie worth $1.78 million. The house has six bedrooms, seven baths, a gated “motorcourt” and a “resort-style” pool. Photos after…
