Protesters interrupted an Allen West event the other day at Pirates Cove Resort & Marina from their balcony above the congressman.West was six minutes into his speech Wednesday after noon and was probably just about to get into how Obama wants to marry terrorists and paint the White House red…
According to his girlfriend, Bryan Perez took her car to get dinner at popular Lake Worth Mexican restaurant Tacos Al Carbon on Tuesday night. It should have taken him about five to ten minutes to get the food. Instead, Perez was away for more than half an hour. When he…
Traffic in and around the Golden Glades Interchange slowed to a crawl (slower than usual, anyway), after a Broward County Transit bus had to be evacuated following a bomb threat, according to transit officials. The driver brought the bus to an isolated area of a Park & Ride parking lot…
He’s like the crazy uncle who comes to your family holiday party and says awkward things but always has a dollar to give ya ’cause he thinks you’re awesome, squirt. Unfiltered. Off the cuff. A little nutty. He’s Uncle Joe Biden, and he’s hitting up the Sunshine State for a…
Yesterday we told you about 84-year-old Carol Hough being found bleeding in a Lake County canal from an apparent alligator attack. We also told you the alligator ripped her arm off. BECAUSE IF ARMS GET RIPPED OFF FROM TORSOS, IT LEADS … er something. Anyway, that alligator should’ve thought twice…
Things are not going so hot for one Mittington Willard Mitt Romnom Dog Torturer Mittbot RoboRomney Romney down here in Florida. He’s trailing in polls, and old people hate his running mate. Ah! But guess who’s back-back, back again? That’s right. Betty Douglas — Paul Ryan’s Enthusiastically Waving Mother –…
A pair of alleged armed robbers were caught when one of their victims spotted them on a Facebook page bragging about their crimes, according to police. The photos on the Facebook profile show one of them in various poses with open wads of cash spread out. The name of the…
Fairly, or unfairly, Miami Dolphins rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill is being Dan Marino-ed at every turn. The way he throws, the way he handles the huddle, the way he handles losses — they all get compared to the Dolphins Hall of Famer. Lofty expectations are heaped upon anyone stepping into…
The 1-2 Miami Dolphins are in Arizona this weekend to face the 3-0 first-place Cardinals. During midweek interviews with the media, Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby, who was a member of the Cardinals 2008 Super Bowl team, told Arizona reporters that this current Dolphins team has more talent than that ’08…
A man was allegedly drunk while riding a horse as he led police on a half-hour chase through Bunnell, Florida. Charles Larkin Cowart, 29, was arrested Monday afternoon in the city of Bunnell, which is about 60 miles south of Jacksonville, after he led cops on a chase while he…
An 84-year-old woman, whose name has not yet been released, was airlifted to Orlando Regional Medical Center after she was found bleeding in a canal from an apparent alligator attack, according to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office. The alligator apparently ripped her arm off in the attack. A man found…
Good news, Marion County kids! Paddling might be making a return to your school! Yay! Carol Ely, an incoming School Board member and former principal, wants to bring corporal punishment back to Marion County schools. And apparently she’s going hard to the hoop to make it happen. A principal at…
In case you’ve been trapped under something heavy, you already heard about how the replacement referees screwed the Packers on Monday night, when they awarded the Seahawks with a last-second touchdown that never happened. Well, Paul Ryan was none too happy about it, being a Packers fan and all. He…
President Obama made a speech this morning to the General Assembly at the United Nations in which he condemned the anti-U.S. protests in the Middle East and North Africa in the wake of the attacks in Libya and urged world leaders to rally against extremism. But Rep. Allen West, with…
A Greenacres man is facing domestic assault charges after an argument over using paper clips to close a bag of potato chips got physical. According to the arrest report, the awesomely named Rockerfeller Excellent and an unidentified woman got into a brouhaha after the woman’s 14-year-old daughter apparently used paper…
Palm Beach County commissioners will consider overturning a 1998 ruling that banned pot-bellied pigs from residential homes and communities, so that people can keep them as pets. Now, under county zoning rules, pigs are categorized as livestock, which means they’re restricted to agricultural and rural areas. The case was prompted…
Robert Hagerman just wanted to sit back with a cold one. So he asked his daughter go buy him some beer.She refused.So Hagerman had a perfectly reasonable response to that and called 911 to report her. Hagerman, 56, called the emergency number and told the dispatcher that his daughter was…
Paul Ryan was in Florida over the weekend and revealed that Obama has ruined space exploration, just like he’s ruined everything else. And so Ryan announced bold new changes that he and Mittington will implement to get NASA back on track — because America is the greatest nation in all…
Warren Thomas Michael was crazy trashed when Fleming Island police pulled him over.How trashed?When the cop said the requisite “License and registration, please,” Michael handed the officer a squirrel. According to the arrest report, a witness driving on Highway 17 in Fleming Island called police after they saw the 23-year-old…
The news regarding any South Florida sports team not named the Miami Heat continues to be miserable. After trading away Hanley Ramirez, Anibal Sanchez, and Omar Infante for prospects in order to clear up their finances, the Marlins were pretty adamant about using that leftover cash to spend on some…
Marco Rubio was apparently trying to get to Washington on Friday night for some official Senate business when his American Airlines flight was delayed. So, like most of us might do, Marco took to Twitter to voice his displeasure toward the airline. And by “voice his displeasure toward the airline,”…
A three-year old boy was walking around the streets of New Port Richey naked. A driver spotted the toddler, and seeing how a naked little boy walking down the street is not something you see every day, called 9-1-1 and told cops about it. Police tracked down the boy’s 41-year…
