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In what is the least shocking news ever, the Miami Dolphins headed into Dallas yesterday and proceeded to get blasted in the face by a bazooka at the hands of the Cowboys to the tune of 30-13.So now the 2012 Dolphins join the 1966 and 1989 teams that went winless…
Well now, here’s some decent Miami Dolphins news. Lincoln Financial Media’s WAXY-AM (790, “The Ticket”) announced today that former Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will be joining the Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz starting next week. The six-time pro bowler and the 2006 NFL Defensive Player of the Year…
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Tropical Storm Isaac might be gone and Palm Beach might be a little drier… but it’s about to get creepier! But in a good way. Maybe. Hopefully. Gov. Rick Scott is in town, armed with FEMA, a helicopter, and a smile. Isaac left a big heaping mess in Palm Beach…
Marco Rubio appeared on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night, on same the night that the rest of the GOP got together up in Tampa to hear Chris Cristie talk about himself while others threw peanuts at an African-American woman while saying, “This is how we feed the…
According to Pinellas County cops, Julia King, a Dunedin Middle Schooll, was arrested for dealing in stolen property after she stole an iPad from her workplace.What was the big tipoff the cops needed to nab her? She traded in the stolen iPad at the Best Buy down the street for…
Last night’s episode of Hard Knocks was all heartache and Jeff Ireland. We saw the stark reality of players’ dreams of playing professional football halted by the cruel, cutthroat world of the NFL. And we saw firsthand just how thoroughly Ireland sucks at his job. We also saw that, no…
Bad news, kids not living in Loxahatchee or the Acreage. After two straight days of no school — and one half day of not being sure what what would be decided — the Palm Beach County School District says that all but eight schools will be open Wednesday. The schools…
Marco Rubio was giving a speech to the Florida delegation at the Innisbrook Resort in Tampa today, when he was interrupted several times by members of Stand Up Florida. Among them was also former Lake Worth City Commissioner Cara Jennings, who’s made it a regular practice to protest Allen West’s speeches…
With the Republican National Convention all ready to kick off at the beginning of this week, many feared Tropical Storm Isaac would come and ruin all the fun, festivities, and chances to make old people scared of the black man, who may or may not be a Muslim and may or…
Yesterday during Dolphins practice, left tackle Jake Long (aka “THE WARHAMMER”) went down like a sack of hammers, continuing his yearly trend of getting injured just before the last game of the preseason. Long injured his right knee, and for a while there, the Dolphins feared he had done bad, terrible, no-good things…
Palm Beach residents went to bed Sunday night thinking everything was hunky dory. Then they woke up Monday to find rainwater up to their faces. Isaac came and went, but not without dumping buckets of rain and leaving widespread flooding that has left Palm Beach with inundated roads, school closings…
The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for a man authorities say jumped off a cruise ship 25 miles off Ponce De Leon. A 31-year-old gent, who was last seen on the cruise ship Carnival Fascination by a security guard, is said to have been seen plummeting into the water this…
Charlie Crist is really taking this Republicans suck thing seriously. Coming on the heels of his endorsement of Barack Obama, the former Republican governor is now slated to be a speaker at the Democratic National Convention next week in Charlotte. Shocking? YES. Except that, no. Crist might be a huge…
Looks like Isaac did enough damage that Palm Beach schools will be closed tomorrow too. As we pointed out earlier, the Palm Beach County School Board was all, “School’s open on Monday, everybody!” all the way up til 1 this morning before it realized Isaac went all Daniel-Day Lewis on…
Because he doesn’t “mince words” and “pulls no punches” and “keeps it real,” Rep. Allen West went on Fox News Saturday morning and told America that “Obama is serving up a crap sandwich with a smile.” “Crap sandwich with a smile” is supposedly a military term. Because West likes to…
We had been telling you all throughout the weekend that, while Miami-Dade and Broward County schools were closed today due to Tropical Storm Isaac, Palm Beach County schools would remain open. And then Isaac came and Palm Beach County ended up with 54,000 people without power — the most out…
With the RNC kicking off tomorrow — instead of today (thanks to that freedom-hating storm, Isaac!) — rumors began to swirl that Charlie Crist was going to formally announce his change to the Democratic Party in an op-ed piece for the Tampa Bay Times. Crist didn’t technically announce his party…
The Miami Dolphins traded former first-round pick and cornerback Vontae Davis to the Indianapolis Colts for two 2013 draft picks yesterday. That’s right. Jeff Ireland just got a second-round pick and sixth-round pick for a guy he decided to draft over Clay Matthews, Hakeem Nicks, Kenny Britt, Patrick Chung, and…
Update [5:00 p.m.]: The tornado warning issued for Broward County has been lifted. Also, Tri-Rail will not be operating Monday. Oh, hey, look outside. Isaac’s here! Regardless of what the TV news people standing in the rain are saying (LOCK YOUR DOORS!! ISAAC IS GOING TO EAT OUR SOULS!!!) the hurricane watch…
Update [7:00 p.m.]: Broward County Transit and Paratransit will not operate Sunday.Update [5:30 p.m.]: Broward County has two shelters open for those living in low-lying areas and mobile homes. (evacuations are NOT mandatory)Update [2:50 p.m.]: Broward County schools will be closed on MondayUpdate [1:30 p.m.]: Miami-Dade schools will be closed on Monday…
