Paul Ryan Introduces Himself to America With Lies

See also: Paul Ryan Isn’t Helping Mitt in Florida, Hasn’t Actually Run the Numbers on Budget Plan; Paul Ryan Talks Medicare, Uses Mom as Mascot to Make His Point; Poll: Floridians Not Down With Paul Ryan’s Medicare Plan; What’s Really on Paul Ryan’s iPodAfter coming to Florida to introduce himself and his…

Dolphins Finish Winless in Preseason

In what is the least shocking news ever, the Miami Dolphins headed into Dallas yesterday and proceeded to get blasted in the face by a bazooka at the hands of the Cowboys to the tune of 30-13.So now the 2012 Dolphins join the 1966 and 1989 teams that went winless…

Jason Taylor Will Join the Dan LeBatard Show Starting Next Week

Well now, here’s some decent Miami Dolphins news. Lincoln Financial Media’s WAXY-AM (790, “The Ticket”) announced today that former Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will be joining the Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz starting next week. The six-time pro bowler and the 2006 NFL Defensive Player of the Year…

Broward’s School Bus Mess Has Turned Into Finger-Pointing Farce

See also: Broward’s School Bus System Is a Mess The Broward school bus mess has officially gone plaid. Broward Schools Superintendent Robert Runcie blamed the whole thing on union sabotage. That’s right, the messy school bus problem that has your kids abandoned at bus stops and coming home late from…

Rick Scott Touring Palm Beach County Today

Tropical Storm Isaac might be gone and Palm Beach might be a little drier… but it’s about to get creepier! But in a good way. Maybe. Hopefully. Gov. Rick Scott is in town, armed with FEMA, a helicopter, and a smile. Isaac left a big heaping mess in Palm Beach…

Marco Rubio Was on the Daily Show Last Night

Marco Rubio appeared on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night, on same the night that the rest of the GOP got together up in Tampa to hear Chris Cristie talk about himself while others threw peanuts at an African-American woman while saying, “This is how we feed the…

Marco Rubio Got Interrupted by Hecklers Today

Marco Rubio was giving a speech to the Florida delegation at the Innisbrook Resort in Tampa today, when he was interrupted several times by members of Stand Up Florida. Among them was also former Lake Worth City Commissioner Cara Jennings, who’s made it a regular practice to protest Allen West’s speeches…

Prayer Moved Isaac Away From the RNC, Apparently

With the Republican National Convention all ready to kick off at the beginning of this week, many feared Tropical Storm Isaac would come and ruin all the fun, festivities, and chances to make old people scared of the black man, who may or may not be a Muslim and may or…

Jake Long Is Fine; Dolphins Still Suck

Yesterday during Dolphins practice, left tackle Jake Long (aka “THE WARHAMMER”) went down like a sack of hammers, continuing his yearly trend of getting injured just before the last game of the preseason. Long injured his right knee, and for a while there, the Dolphins feared he had done bad, terrible, no-good things…

Palm Beach Is Flooded, and There’s More Rain on the Way

Palm Beach residents went to bed Sunday night thinking everything was hunky dory. Then they woke up Monday to find rainwater up to their faces. Isaac came and went, but not without dumping buckets of rain and leaving widespread flooding that has left Palm Beach with inundated roads, school closings…

Man Jumps From Carnival Cruise Ship

The U.S. Coast Guard is searching for a man authorities say jumped off a cruise ship 25 miles off Ponce De Leon. A 31-year-old gent, who was last seen on the cruise ship Carnival Fascination by a security guard, is said to have been seen plummeting into the water this…

Palm Beach Schools Closed on Tuesday

Looks like Isaac did enough damage that Palm Beach schools will be closed tomorrow too. As we pointed out earlier, the Palm Beach County School Board was all, “School’s open on Monday, everybody!” all the way up til 1 this morning before it realized Isaac went all Daniel-Day Lewis on…

Allen West Says Obama Is “Feeding Us a Crap Sandwich”

Because he doesn’t “mince words” and “pulls no punches” and “keeps it real,” Rep. Allen West went on Fox News Saturday morning and told America that “Obama is serving up a crap sandwich with a smile.” “Crap sandwich with a smile” is supposedly a military term. Because West likes to…

Palm Beach County Got Smacked by Isaac

We had been telling you all throughout the weekend that, while Miami-Dade and Broward County schools were closed today due to Tropical Storm Isaac, Palm Beach County schools would remain open. And then Isaac came and Palm Beach County ended up with 54,000 people without power — the most out…

Charlie Crist Formally Endorses Obama, Blasts GOP

With the RNC kicking off tomorrow — instead of today (thanks to that freedom-hating storm, Isaac!) — rumors began to swirl that Charlie Crist was going to formally announce his change to the Democratic Party in an op-ed piece for the Tampa Bay Times. Crist didn’t technically announce his party…

Vontae Davis Traded to the Colts

The Miami Dolphins traded former first-round pick and cornerback Vontae Davis to the Indianapolis Colts for two 2013 draft picks yesterday. That’s right. Jeff Ireland just got a second-round pick and sixth-round pick for a guy he decided to draft over Clay Matthews, Hakeem Nicks, Kenny Britt, Patrick Chung, and…

Tropical Storm Isaac: It’s Going To Get Wet and Wild

Update [5:00 p.m.]: The tornado warning issued for Broward County has been lifted. Also, Tri-Rail will not be operating Monday. Oh, hey, look outside. Isaac’s here! Regardless of what the TV news people standing in the rain are saying (LOCK YOUR DOORS!! ISAAC IS GOING TO EAT OUR SOULS!!!) the hurricane watch…

Tropical Storm Isaac Getting Closer To South Florida (Updated)

Update [7:00 p.m.]: Broward County Transit and Paratransit will not operate Sunday.Update [5:30 p.m.]: Broward County has two shelters open for those living in low-lying areas and mobile homes. (evacuations are NOT mandatory)Update [2:50 p.m.]: Broward County schools will be closed on MondayUpdate [1:30 p.m.]: Miami-Dade schools will be closed on Monday…