Broward School Bus Mess Still Messy (Updated)

See also: Broward’s School Bus System Is A Mess; Broward’s School Bus Mess Has Turned Into Finger-Pointing Farce Update: Tindall announced that he’s taking a medical leave for at least six weeks. It’s not clear whether he will stay on the job after that time. Tindall also apologized for the recent…

Hard Knocks Season Finale: The Tannehills Make a Table!

Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it’s all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was a weird amalgam of boring, sad, and — for some inexplicable reason — Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson. With the first…

Couple Arrested After Their Threesome Goes a Tad Awry

When a ménage à trois ends with guns being fired into the ceiling, the SWAT team being called in, someone yelling, “Bitch, I’ll fucking kill you!” and someone getting Tasered, you’d have to assume that things went badly. Or maybe it went amazing.It’s all about point of view, really. According to…

Obama Says He’s the Miami Heat, Romney Is Jeremy Lin

Remember Linsanity? The New York Knicks point guard who took the world by storm because he came out of nowhere, and because the New York sports media are insane? Lin was hitting game-winning shots, putting up Steve Nash-like numbers and riding a wave of fan euphoria from America to China…

Dan Marino Tells Dolphins Fans to Be Patient

Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins’ Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper’s Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. “Be patient,” Marino told the…

Guy Gets Super High, Calls 911 Twice to Report His Dreams

Mark Welch, from Volusia County, was reportedly tripping balls so hard from smoking synthetic weed on Sunday that he started to believe that whatever happened in his dreams was happening in real life.  The 18-year-old told his family about it, but they didn’t believe him. Parents just don’t understand, bro. So, Welch decided…

Floridians Think Obama Is Better at Speeches Than Romney Is

According to a new poll conducted by Public Policy Polling (the PPP, y’all) after the RNC last week, 58 percent of 1,548 likely Florida voters polled said that Barack Obama gives better talk than Republican nominee Mitt Romney, who only got 32 percent favorability in the speeches department. The president…

Miramar Man Gets Bitten by a Coral Snake; Bad Things Ensue

A Miramar man kept hearing a rattling noise coming from his AC unit. So he went outside to investigate the issue and ran into a bit of a problem. And by “problem,” we mean he accidentally stepped on one of the world’s deadliest serpents. And by “a bit,” we mean…

Homeless Guy Gets 180 Days in Jail for Stealing $2 Worth of Candy

Better get a candy lineup ready. Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos, a 21-year-old homeless man, was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing a Twix and a Snickers from an Ocala, Florida, store. The total price for both candies: $2. We’re not sure which is the bigger outrage here: the punishment, or…

Old Lady Fights Off Burglar

A burglar was the victim of a 91-year-old woman when he tried to rob her house. Early in the morning on August 24, a man broke into the woman’s home in the 1300 block of SE 14th Street. As he rummaged through a nightstand, the old woman woke up and immediately…

Allen West and Patrick Murphy Are All Tied Up, According to Poll

Looks like Rep. Allen West has himself a race. His challenger for the 18th District, Democrat Patrick Murphy, has a 47 to 46 percent edge over West, according to a new Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee poll. To take the poll, the DCCC commissioned Grove Insights, which surveyed 400 likely voters…

Dolphins Jet Hits Another Plane on Dallas Airport Tarmac

This friggin’ team. In what is possibly the greatest metaphor ever produced by the fates, the Miami Dolphins charter plane apparently clipped another parked plane as it was backing out during takeoff. The incident happened at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport last night as the team prepared to fly back to…

Obama-Masked Robber Has Been Arrested

Last March, we told you about a guy who was robbing Palm Beach County Burger Kings and McDonald’s restaurants with a gun while wearing an Obama mask.Well, according to Riviera Beach police, the masked bandit has been caught. And, as it turns out, it’s not actually the president but a…

Dead Body Found on Road; Cops Arrest Three Suspects

The body of a  22-year-old man was found in the middle of the road in Delray early this morning, and now cops say they have three people in custody. Responding to a call, Delray police discovered the body of Dustin Deckard in the 1100 block of SW Tenth Street at…