President Obama is scheduled to hit up West Palm during a campaign stop this Sunday. FOR FREE. Aw, yeah. The POTUS will be speaking at the Palm Beach County Convention Center at 650 W. Okeechobee Blvd. and is inviting everyone to come along, but tickets are required. Maybe he’ll talk…
Earl D. Coney Jr. is accused of having oral sex with a 16-year-old girl without telling her he is HIV-positive. On August 28, Coney apparently picked the girl up from her home and brought her to his place, where he expressed a desire to have oral sex with her. She…
Cops may have found the car involved in this sad hit-and-run case. On Monday, Rita Chiero was using a walker to get around her gated senior living community when a vehicle hit her from behind, killing the 86-year-old grandmother. The driver fled the scene. But on Wednesday, Davie police say…
Boynton Beach Police say a woman who called them Tuesday to report her husband had attacked her was actually the one who did the attacking. Natacha Jean-Baptiste, 41, was arrested after cops showed up responding to her call, only to find that she allegedly hit her husband in the face…
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Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it’s all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was a weird amalgam of boring, sad, and — for some inexplicable reason — Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson. With the first…
When a ménage à trois ends with guns being fired into the ceiling, the SWAT team being called in, someone yelling, “Bitch, I’ll fucking kill you!” and someone getting Tasered, you’d have to assume that things went badly. Or maybe it went amazing.It’s all about point of view, really. According to…
Remember Linsanity? The New York Knicks point guard who took the world by storm because he came out of nowhere, and because the New York sports media are insane? Lin was hitting game-winning shots, putting up Steve Nash-like numbers and riding a wave of fan euphoria from America to China…
Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins’ Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper’s Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. “Be patient,” Marino told the…
Remember those Domino’s Pizza ads in which they were all sorry about their shitty pizza and promised to make things better? Well, one Vero Beach man ain’t buying it. According to a police report, a Domino’s Pizza deliveryman forgot to bring 48-year-old, 346-pound Robert Wheeler the garlic knots along with…
Mark Welch, from Volusia County, was reportedly tripping balls so hard from smoking synthetic weed on Sunday that he started to believe that whatever happened in his dreams was happening in real life. The 18-year-old told his family about it, but they didn’t believe him. Parents just don’t understand, bro. So, Welch decided…
According to a new poll conducted by Public Policy Polling (the PPP, y’all) after the RNC last week, 58 percent of 1,548 likely Florida voters polled said that Barack Obama gives better talk than Republican nominee Mitt Romney, who only got 32 percent favorability in the speeches department. The president…
The sun rises, the sun sets, and Allen West says some ridiculously hyperbolic shit. It’s all part of the fabric of life, the universe, and everything. Speaking to a group of black Republicans last Wednesday at the RNC in Tampa, West opened his face hole and words came out to…
A Miramar man kept hearing a rattling noise coming from his AC unit. So he went outside to investigate the issue and ran into a bit of a problem. And by “problem,” we mean he accidentally stepped on one of the world’s deadliest serpents. And by “a bit,” we mean…
Son of Sam had talking dogs. This guy has Steve Doocy. Lake Park resident David A. Kappheim, who is apparently obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party, is in jail after he threatened to kill his liberal girlfriend. According to a police report, the 60-year-old Kappheim was involved in…
Better get a candy lineup ready. Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos, a 21-year-old homeless man, was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing a Twix and a Snickers from an Ocala, Florida, store. The total price for both candies: $2. We’re not sure which is the bigger outrage here: the punishment, or…
There was a lot speculation on who the big supersecret “surprise” speaker at the RNC would be. Would it be Sarah Palin? Tim Tebow? A hologram of Ronald Reagan? Perhaps a James Polk puppet? WRONG. Because, as it turns out, the big secret surprise guest that got all the GOPers…
A burglar was the victim of a 91-year-old woman when he tried to rob her house. Early in the morning on August 24, a man broke into the woman’s home in the 1300 block of SE 14th Street. As he rummaged through a nightstand, the old woman woke up and immediately…
Looks like Rep. Allen West has himself a race. His challenger for the 18th District, Democrat Patrick Murphy, has a 47 to 46 percent edge over West, according to a new Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee poll. To take the poll, the DCCC commissioned Grove Insights, which surveyed 400 likely voters…
This friggin’ team. In what is possibly the greatest metaphor ever produced by the fates, the Miami Dolphins charter plane apparently clipped another parked plane as it was backing out during takeoff. The incident happened at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport last night as the team prepared to fly back to…
Last March, we told you about a guy who was robbing Palm Beach County Burger Kings and McDonald’s restaurants with a gun while wearing an Obama mask.Well, according to Riviera Beach police, the masked bandit has been caught. And, as it turns out, it’s not actually the president but a…
The body of a 22-year-old man was found in the middle of the road in Delray early this morning, and now cops say they have three people in custody. Responding to a call, Delray police discovered the body of Dustin Deckard in the 1100 block of SW Tenth Street at…
