Broward 911: Emergency Help Needs More Help

County leaders declared victory yesterday when Commissioner Sue Gunzburger changed her vote and agreed to a system for funding an emergency calling system. Problem is, repeatedly over the years, studies have shown these systems don’t live up to what they need to be. “There is no consistency in training, and…

New Times Says No to MLB

Sorry, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. We won’t hand over records that detail the inner workings of Biogenesis, the controversial Coral Gables anti-aging clinic that allegedly supplied prohibited drugs to six professional baseball players, including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. The reasons are manifold. History plays a role in our decision. So…

New Times Says No to Major League Baseball

Sorry, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. We won’t hand over records that detail the inner workings of Biogenesis, the controversial Coral Gables anti-aging clinic that allegedly supplied prohibited drugs to six professional baseball players, including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.The reasons are manifold. History plays a role in our decision. So do…

Henrique Capriles: Weston’s Hope for Venezuela

At the news of Hugo Chavez’s death, Venezuelan opposition leader Henrique Capriles was magnanimous: “At such a difficult time, we must show our deep love and respect to our Venezuela,” he tweeted. “My solidarity to all the family and followers of President Hugo Chavez. We appeal for unity.” He is…

Spartan Race Starts at Oleta on Saturday

About 15,000 people will pull themselves through mud, climb 25-foot-high ropes, avoid barbed wire — and swim and run more than ten miles — Saturday and Sunday in Oleta State Park.”The only thing we left out this year was the alligators,” says race founder, organizer, and all-around macho loon Joe…

Prediction: OKC Will Beat Heat in Thursday NBA Finals Rematch

Valentine’s Day this year won’t be about love or roses.Thursday is likely to be about Heat fans — and LeBron James — crashing back to Earth.That’s the day we take on Kevin Durant’s Oklahoma City Thunder in the belly of the beast. Last night, the hot hot Heat came back…

Ryan Braun, Francisco Cervelli Confirm They Were Clients of Tony Bosch

photo by Steve Paluch via Wikimedia CommonsRyan Braun On Tuesday, a week and a day after Miami New Times published online a report describing hundreds of pages of records from the office of a Coral Gables clinic, Biogenesis, the first professional baseball players have acknowledged involvement with owner Anthony Bosch…

New Times‘ Biogenesis Story: Extraordinary Attention and Denials

A story broken yesterday in New Times Broward-Palm Beach and Miami New Times has received astounding national and international attention.The piece, which employed hundreds of pages of handwritten notes to show that major sports stars had received performance-enhancing drugs from a Coral Gables clinic called Biogenesis, was featured in the…

Lance Armstrong: The Next Richard Nixon or Pete Rose?

Lance Armstrong singlehandedly changed American bicycling. He won seven Tours de France. He held off testicular cancer. He dated and about married Sheryl Crow. Not long ago, presumably after quitting with the doping, he won his first 70.3 mile triathlon in Florida, up in Haines City.He is an amazing man. No…

Scott Israel’s Lousy Start: Stop the Fire Department Purge

New Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel whacked Fire Chief and Executive Director Neil de Jesus and two other top fire guys, Division Chief Robert Arrighetti, and Division Chief John Holgerson, who was in charge of fire and rescue training.  Nothing against new chief and Margate vet Anthony Stravino, but this…

Avoid Miami Herald‘s Pay Wall: Five Tips

The Miami Herald pay wall — euphemistically titled Miami Herald Plus+ — hit yesterday.It means you get 15 articles free a month on your computer and as many as 60 each month on a mobile app. For the newspaper, it is a way to fill the gap — as more…

Cassadee Pope Deserves to Win The Voice (Video)

Cassadee Pope looked good on The Voice last night. Problem is she was a little flat on a few songs.Of course, her choice in tunes wasn’t as inspired as the guy from Minnesota who did Bill Withers with soul. And the Scottish guy had the compelling family story — small…

Sandy Hook Killings Should Mean Gun Control

For the record, the killing of 20 innocent school children in Connecticut was about the most horrible thing I have heard in years. The kids, of course, didn’t deserve it — and Florida needs to act. We are preparing to issue our 1 millionth concealed weapons permit next week. And…

Florida Foreclosure Hell: Number One in Nation for Second Straight Month.

The numbers are out, and Florida tops the nation for the second straight month in foreclosures. Broward numbers have been increasing for months, and in Palm Beach: “Our foreclosure caseload continues to grow and shows no signs of slowing down,” said County Clerk Sharon Bock. “That we’ve already exceeded the number…

Keiser U. Does the Hustle; Kaplan, U. of Phoenix Next?

Keiser University of Fort Lauderdale hasn’t admitted any wrongdoing.But the company/school agreed yesterday to provide free retraining — and not to mislead prospective students. That is pretty horrible stuff coming from an educational institution.As our feature story showed not long ago, many for-profit universities are under scrutiny these days for not…

Herald: Obama, Sentinel: Romney, New Times: Romney Lies

Now it’s our turn. The Sun-Sentinel this morning endorsed Mitt Romney. Then the Miami Herald threw its support to Barack Obama.We don’t endorse candidates. We are just a motley crew of renegades who likes to throw darts at pictures of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and Britney Spears. But we believe Mitt…