Update: Palm Beach Playboy Papalexis Gets Life for Murder

Less than a year after he was escorted from Fire Rock Pizza in downtown West Palm Beach in handcuffs by Federal Marshals, 36-year-old Thanos Papalexis has been handed a life sentence today for murder by a British court. A London jury dealt Paplexis a guilty verdict on September 4 for…

Town of Palm Beach Begs Residents: Stop Guzzling H2O

Residents and businesses on the island of Palm Beach got a harsh green lesson this week when they were invited to the first of three water conservation “workshops” on Monday, to discuss a dirty little secret that many have known but few have talked of openly: the town is guzzling…

More Gang Violence in Lake Worth This Weekend

Welcome to South Central Lake Worth, Gateway to the Top-6.Within a week, three separate stabbing incidents have been reported in Lake Worth, two of them in a southern neighborhood downtown. This weekend, a man was killed at a residence on South E Street in what police are speculating was a…

Boynton “Ripper” Is Finally in Jail

Hookers in 19th-century London knew to be very, very afraid of a serial killer who was slitting the throats and occasionally disemboweling the working girls of Whitechapel. They called him “Jack the Ripper” because of his particular modus operandi. Life as a prostitute was no fun back then, and it’s…

Body of Plantation Woman Found in Lake: 12 Years Too Late

More than 12 years after she disappeared, leaving not a trace to console her grieving relatives, Gail Schoening’s body was discovered in a submerged magenta Mitsubishi Eclipse not 100 yards from her Plantation condo at Gatehouse on the Green. A New Jersey blog, mycentraljersey.com, reported yesterday that Shoening’s body was…

Lake Worth: Drunken “Robbers” Are a Way of Life

Nobody’s missed the news about the 91-year-old man in Lake Worth, Robert Thompson, who jumped out of bed naked and held an “intruder” at gunpoint until the cops arrived, right? But what’s missing from the Fox, Associated Press, and Sun-Sentinel reports is one crucial piece of information: In Lake Worth,…

Update: Plant an ACORN, Grow a Bloviating Hasner

Oh good Christ. Now Delray Beach Republican House Rep. Adam Hasner is crowing about a Florida investigation of ACORN, as if that organization weren’t already a corpse riddled with right-wing arrows. Hasner appears to be terrified that the dead will rise and, once risen, perhaps even stalk around collecting fake…

For South FLA Homebuyers, Small is the New Large

South Florida homebuyers who can afford to buy mansions are opting to buy, well, un-mansions, according to a story on yesterday’s huliq.com. Huliq reached its conclusion by looking at home sales in South Florida and studying census figures: Turns out the average size of a new single family home declined…

Town of Palm Beach is Sex Offender Ghetto — PENIS UPDATE

Look at a map of zones where sex offenders are allowed to live in Palm Beach and Broward counties, and the picture bears a creepy resemblance to old-style European ghettos. A Broward task force took up the problem in July and found that a new proposal to prohibit sex offenders…

“Inside the Mind of Mark Foley” to Debut on 960 AM

I don’t know about you, but if I were planning to produce a radio talk show with a disgraced former Republican congressman whose pedophilic Instant Messages to a 16-year-old page had made headline news a mere three years ago, I don’t think I’d call my new radio program “Inside the…

Please Don’t Eat the Pythons… or Freeze the Iguanas

Wild critters in Florida have many subtle ways of fighting the predations of man. And now that Florida has declared open season on invasive pythons, it’s a good bet that the snakes are going to have the last word, even if it’s spoken with forked tongue. Python meat is a…

Where in the World Is Joyce Tarnow?

We’ve followed the ups and downs of 70-year-old feminist/population-control activist/gadfly Joyce Tarnow for about as long as this paper has been in print. Tarnow first caught our attention when she ran an abortion clinic in Fort Lauderdale: We reported she occasionally wore a flak jacket to work and had managed…

Ten Best Quotes From Yesterday’s Health Care Forum in Palm Beach

Yesterday’s Health Care Forum at the Palm Beach County Government Center, sponsored by the Republican Party of Palm Beach County, was a fairly subdued affair. A total of two protesters turned up outside the center in support of Progressive Democrats of America: They held a banner favoring a single-payer system…