Juice’s Yard of Month Award Goes to Lake Worth Family

We liked this one for the judicious use of indoor furniture and the commitment to xeriscaping: As you can see there isn’t much lawn here, and presumably the statuary doesn’t require more than the twice weekly waterings allowed by the city. Drought tolerant plants like cactus and succulents complete the…

Fort Lauderdale Foreclosures Investing for You Good Option

Like many who ask, “What is Fort Lauderdale”? we at Juice have answer for you. It is beautiful foreclosure capital, playground of good deals for opportunity investment. Indeed, some have called “Venice of America” this place because (in addition to canals, beaches, and boats,) Fort Lauderdale have many empty housing…

Green is Color of the Summer for Local Criminals

Green may be the new buzzword in political and development circles. But green is also the new black for South Florida criminals when it comes to sartorial choices this summer. Fashion-forward scammers are tossing those dowdy stocking masks and dark T-shirts in favor of emerald baseball caps, grass-green getaway cars,…

Lauderdale Couple’s Shopping “Spree” No Splurge

When even criminals value frugality, you know the economy has truly hit bottom. Lauderdale friends Timothy Seamore and Sebrina Smith allegedly went on a shopping spree in Palm Beach County yesterday, passing forged checks and using stolen credit cards. But the couple’s retail choices were so thrifty, they might have…

Dinerstein’s “Independent Thinkers” Protest Delray Healthcare Forum

“Dear Media Friends,” the email read. “The Wexler ‘town hall’ meeting is a sham. Tickets. Reserved seating. Written questions. In other words, NO DISSENT INSIDE.”To speak to real, independent thinking citizens, be in the South County Civic Center Parking Lot at NOON.”The email was signed “Sid.”The Juice knew that “Sid”…

Lake Worth Commish Actually Squeaky Fromme?

Lake Worth Blogger Lynn Anderson finds an uncanny resemblance between Squeaky Fromme, who was released from prison last week after serving 39 years of a life sentence for attempting to assassinate President Gerald Ford, and our own activist city commissioner, Lake Worth’s Cara Jennings, currently serving her own four-year sentence…

BSO Officer Shot in Head Plans to Sue

A BSO deputy who was shot in the head in 2007 by a convicted felon on parole has notified the state of his intent to file suit against the Department of Corrections: The felon who shot 29-year-old officer Maury Hernandez during a routine traffic stop owned a handgun that his…

Whitney Residents Still Frustrated Over Chinese Drywall

Residents at the Whitney in downtown West Palm Beach aren’t particularly happy to know that they’re living in one of the only condo buildings in Florida to have a suspected problem with Chinese drywall, at least so far. Especially since that’s about the sum total of what they’ve learned since…

America’s Next Top Model a Plantation Belle

“Cycle 13” of America’s Next Top Model is revving up for a new season, and it looks like we have a hometown kid in the running: “Courtney,” age 22 (or is that her waist size?), hails from Plantation (although she now lives in Fort Lauderdale), looks cute as a button…

Palm Beach Rebs Threaten Secession

Nothing secedes like excess. We here at the Juice thinks it makes  sense: Palm Beach town councilman William Diamond urged his fellow confederates at yesterday’s council meeting to consider seceding from Palm Beach County and forming a  new county of its very own. Diamond argued that the playground of the…

Testa’s in Trouble

Once upon a time, the old Testa’s restaurant in Palm Beach was famous amongst the resident teen population for its banana and strawberry daiquiris. Those drinks were dessert with a kick; they suited our untrained palates. And the see-no-evil policies of the managers and bartenders suited the desire of kids…

Man and Beast: Delray Great Place to Live, If You’re a Shark

Delray Beach City Commissioners may balk at housing too many ex-drug addicts, but at least they did vote last Tuesday to make Delray a safe haven for sharks. The commission banned shark fishing on the Delray municipal beach or within 300 feet of it. Or, they didn’t exactly ban it;…

Tides Foundation Funds Florida Culture War

Ruh-roh. Just when you thought you’d finally stuffed all those pesky gay people back into the closet where they belong, along comes an organization like the Tides Foundation, which has just awarded a $150,000 grant to “educate and train gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender leaders across Florida.” That’s all we…

Stalk Your Ex — Legally! — With Karen Berry

Karen Berry got into private investigation the hard way: Somebody was stalking her, and she decided to take matters into her own capable hands. The 25-year Sunrise resident was working as property manager for a condo in Davie in the early ’90s, living alone while her military husband was overseas…

Canyon Southwest Café Is Worth Its Wait in Gold Dust

Editor’s note: We’ve got a new restaurant critic here at New Times. John Linn has been something of a protégé to Gail Shepherd over the years. Now Shepherd’s moving over to become a staff writer for us, and Linn’s stepping into the role of restaurant critic. As he gets his…

Power Plays

Residents of Lake Worth, many of whom have made small but successful careers specializing in complaining about their high utility bills, might not know that the city actually gets the power to turn their fans and nuke their frozen dinners not from the beleaguered Lake Worth Power Plant but from…