Top Ten Twerking, Sexy Dancing Ravers at Ultra 2013 in Animated GIF!

Photos – Jacob KatelWelcom to Twerklandia Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha freak on! We all know that there are lots of ways to become immortalized at a massive outdoor music gathering like Ultra Music Festival. Say, humping a tree. Or dancing naked while getting arrested. But yo’ momma would probably…

Top 12 Hardcore Ravers at Ultra 2013 in Animated GIF!

Photo by Jacob KatelWelcome to Ravetopia.Society got the best of ya? Go to Ultra Music Festival and leave the normal world behind. Here, you can feel free to get half naked, customize your brain, and put some neon in your life. Deep inside the endless well of bass, you just…

Five Raddest Stage Setups at Ultra 2013

Photo by Jacob KatelDude … Sensory overload. There’s so much bass and lasers pumping through downtown Miami, it might break off the mainland and becom a new, free-floating island. That’s thanks to the millions upon millions of dollars that have gone into insuring that Ultra Music Festival 2013 is the…

Lotus Is Sure to Cause Dance-Friendly Riots at Culture Room

You’re drinking your fourth delicious draft of domestic swill when darkness overtakes the Culture Room. A random girl’s ass shakes against your leg excitedly. Someone hoots, someone hollers, someone lights a joint. With a flick of his wrist, bass player Jesse Miller triggers a sample on one of many electronic…

Fishbone, as Part of Swamp Stomp 2013, at Tobacco Road February 16

It’s a dark night in California in 1993, and Fishbone bass player Norwood Fisher’s forearms strain as he applies a vicious chokehold to the throat of childhood friend and bandmate Kendall Jones, whose eyes bulge from their sockets. He’s nearly unconscious from the lack of oxygen to his brain. Still,…

25 Amazing Facts About Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck is a bad motherfucker.Not only did he sing “Lesbian Seagull” for the end credits of Beavis And Butthead Do America, he’s also sold over 180 million records around the world.He was born with the boring name of Arnold Dorsey to a British dad and Indian mom in 1936,…

Top Ten Civil Rights Anthems for Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Martin Luther King Jr loved South Florida, and visited the region many times throughout his career. He was a contemporary of some of Miami’s most upstanding citizens, like Father Theodore Gibson of Overtown, as well as some of our most venerable party starters, like WMBM disc jockey Milton “Butterball” Smith…