How Not to Remove Your Son’s Cast From His Arm: Circular Saw

A 15-year-old kid was taken to the hospital after cops say Pops cut off part of junior’s thumb while  attempting to cut off the kid’s cast with a circular saw.According to court documents, 33-year-old Lawrence Roberts, who also goes by “Squirrelly,” was jailed on a charge of cruelty toward child…

Mike Haridopolos Quits U.S. Senate Race, Leaves Boring YouTube Video

Florida Senate President Mike Haridopolos announced this morning he’s dropping out of the race to take on U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson in 2012.Haridopolos was competing in an overly crowded field of GOP candidates to take on Nelson, and despite leading fundraising out of the Republican Senate hopefuls, political reports have…

Someone May Have Taken a Dump in Sunrise’s Water Supply

If your tap water has been tasting a little poopy lately, that’s a problem.The Broward County Health Department sent out a drinking water warning yesterday, saying its water system “detected fecal indicators” in one of the wells in Sunrise.It’s removed that well from service, but the county filled us in…

Scott Rothstein Saga: Ponzi Pal Howard Kusnick Disbarred

Howard A. Kusnick, a former lawyer at Ponzi-schemer Scott Rothstein’s now-defunct law firm, has been disbarred from practicing law by the Florida Supreme Court.Kusnick, a 58-year-old Tamarac resident, pleaded guilty last month to a single count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud after he was indicted on the basis of…

Fort Lauderdale Man Caught Allegedly Running International Fraud in Vancouver

Vancouver cops apparently thought it was a bit suspicious when they pulled over a guy with a bag full of mail. They were apparently right, after they discovered that the Fort Lauderdale resident was allegedly running an international, multimillion-dollar mail-fraud scheme.Juan Hernandez, a 28-year-old Colombian citizen and Fort Lauderdale resident,…