Wanted: Someone to Punch Octomom in the Face Repeatedly

Nadya Suleman, better-known as “Octomom,” won’t show off her nasty naughty bits for money, but she is willing to be repeatedly punched in the face for some cash — and they’re looking for someone to do it.According to our compadres to the south, Miami New Times, the Celebrity Boxing Federation…

Alligators Paying Visits to South Florida Neighborhoods

Another day, another gator.For the second time this week, an alligator paid a visit to a South Florida neighborhood, according to a WSVN report.Early this morning, people living in a Plantation neighborhood near Sunrise Boulevard and Flamingo Road found an eight-foot alligator taking a rest in the middle of the…

Underwater Music Festival Looks Like Little Mermaid Revival (Video)

Sometimes you have to wonder what’s going on in the Keys.This weekend, there was a 500-person underwater music festival in the National Marine Sanctuary six miles south of Big Pine Key, which looked like a Little Mermaid revival concert with scuba equipment.Aside from actually playing songs from The Little Mermaid,…

Former Overpriced-Steak Salesman Craig Miller Enters Senate Race

Craig Miller, the former Ruth’s Chris Steak House CEO, announced he’s running for the U.S. Senate seat currently occupied by Sen. Bill Nelson.Miller, running as a Republican, has decided to enter quite a busy field of candidates wishing to overtake Nelson, including Adam Hasner, George LeMieux, and Florida Senate President…

Camo Coozie: Someone Finally Puts a Vibrator in a Beer Koozie

Aren’t you tired of not getting off while holding your beer in a regular foam beer koozie?Problem solved: A pair of brothers have created the Camo Coozie, which combines the traditional beer koozie with a miniature vibrator.Ryan Sputh, who created the Camo Coozie alongside his brother Carl, says it all…