Memo to Fort Lauderdale: There is Only One Tini.

On yesterday’s Food and Wine blog, “Mouthing Off” posts, “5 Signs You’ve Picked a Bad Restaurant.” It’s a list I would have agreed with in the past, but might second guess now that I live here, where people’s tastes are, well, different. Number one on the list of signs you’ve…

Jack Mancini Hires Kevin McCarthy as Executive Chef of M Bar

 Kevin McCarthy, former head of Armadillo Cafe and the new chef at M Bar, chatted with Clean Plate Charlie about what he’s planning for the Las Olas restaurant.  Clean Plate Charlie: What have you been up to since you decided to close Armadillo Cafe in 2009?McCarthy: I’ve been working on a bunch…

New York Times‘ Bruni Quiets Bourdain, for Now

Former New York Times food critic Frank Bruni sides with Paula Deen on the op-ed page in the aftermath of Anthony Bourdain’s calling Deen “the most dangerous person to America” for “telling an already obese nation it’s ok to eat food that is killing us.””Ill-timed elitism” is what he calls it,…

South Florida’s Fourth Yard House Slated for Boca Raton

Boca Raton’s Mizner Park is next up to receive its very own Yard House, a 10,000 s.f. behemoth of a restaurant that offers 130 taps and seating for 400. The restaurant chain plans to open one restaurant a month around the country beginning in March of 2012. The Boca Raton…

Weeknight Joint: Fort Lauderdale’s Himmarshee Bar & Grille

A food writer friend used to talk of weeknight joints: local hangouts Sunday to Thursday, yet come Friday, overcrowded with weekend warriors, stilletto’d 20 somethings, touristas, and neighborhood folks. Some people love a scene. When service, food, and space is compromised, it’s not my thing. Himmarshee Bar & Grille is…

Fuck You Yelper Collects Website’s Most Asinine Comments

Tricia & Johanna: Yelpers – watch more funny videos Among my favorite links today is one brought to my attention by our colleagues over at LA Weekly. Behold Fuck You Yelper, the Tumblr dedicated to collecting jackass comments on Yelp. The company’s rendition of online democracy is great in theory…

Gaysha New World Sushi Debuts in Wilton Manors This Weekend

Charismatic sushi chef and scenester Takeshi Kamioka will unveil his new restaurant in Wilton Manors this Thursday: Gaysha New World Sushi, an ambitious project that’s a fusion of style and sustenance. Thursday night marks the christening, with DJ Mikey from Radio-Active Records spinning…

4th Annual Pairings Tickets, Free to the Cleverest Captions

Clean Plate Charlie is giving away two tickets to the 4th Annual New Times Pairings, the food and wine event on September 15th from 7 to 10 p.m. at the Broward Town Center for the Performing Arts. The event offers access to food and wine pairings from over thirty restaurants…

Fort Lauderdale’s Open Kitchens:Theater or Noisy Narcissism?

I tend to like open kitchens since I often eat out solo and embrace the role of restaurant voyeur. In DC, open kitchens were de rigueur while here, I’ve noticed fewer. If they’re open, it’s only partially so. A colleague suggests the reason I’m not seeing so many open kitchens…

M is for Masculine: Vote for America’s Manliest Restaurants

Eater National gives a heads up that Men’s Health wants readers to help decide “the manliest restaurants in America” among 45 nominated around the country. Manly is one of my least favorite words since- like flavorful and healthful-it’s kinda vague. Our trusty dictionary tells us it means having qualities traditionally ascribed…

Fort Lauderdale Detour: Floored by Flan at Michael’s Genuine

​​Though I’ve been eating around south Florida with abandon,  I’ve only had a handful of desserts: oreo gelato at D’Angelo, a slice of cheesecake at Dig, and a delicious biscuit topped with homemade whipped cream and mangoes at O-B House. I enjoyed all three for different reasons, but I must confess:…

Florida Foods: Why is Fort Lauderdale Hooked on Fish Dip?

I’m not talking about what you might come across in a deli like Lox Haven, though what I’m looking for is certainly a cousin. Served with a side of spicy relish and mild Jalapeno Tabasco, the dish in question is the ice cream scoop that’s made with smoked kingfish, mahi mahi,…

Fort Lauderdale’s Most Popular Restaurants for Foursquare Users

Eater National is buzzy about Foursquare’s newest feature that allows users to create their own lists and follow others’. Eater is so excited about it they’ve created a series of lists based on every Eater city’s top restaurants in the Eater 38, including Miami. And here I thought Foursquare was losing…

Five Annoying Service Trends

Being a server is among the toughest jobs. If your salary ends up averaging ten bucks an hour, you’re lucky. The hours are long. You’re on your feet all shift. You’re not paid when you’re sick. We customers can be unbearable: undertipping, ordering things on the side, having allergies, or…