Bourdain Gets Wonky, Celebs Tip Poorly, and Other Weekend Links

There’s a mid-August languor in food news. Despite the slow going, here’s a handful of link-worthy stories on food and drink from around the internets. Not just for garnishes anymore, herbs are apparently the new vegetable, though the article isn’t very convincing. In the Sunday Times Magazine, Mark Bittman suggests that herbs…

Five Bars to Get Your Morning Swerve On

Sometimes you’re in the mood to skip the weekend’s amateur hours and pony up with the professionals. Morning bars are just the spots. Here’s a list of places to tie one on just a coupla hours past sunup.1. The Hut. Though the bar reads “package store,” the place attracts more…

Biergarten Boca Raton Slated for October Opening

South Florida is flooded with temples to craft brews. Next up? Biergarten Boca Raton, a casual Tyrolean restaurant conceived by Arturo Gismondi of Cannoli Kitchen. Slated to open October 1st, the restaurant concept- for now, anyway- is German-inspired interior with an international menu…

Fort Lauderdale Likes Sandwiches as Big as Your Head

I’ve been sampling dozens of sandwiches around Fort Lauderdale the past two weeks and it seems that Lauderdalians like their portions huge. Take the sandwiches for example. My first fore into Florida Eats Big was on my first day of work when I went with my editors to My Market,…

Q&A With Chef Jim Leiken of Cafe Boulud in Palm Beach

After checking out Bill Citara’s review of Palm Beach’s Cafe Boulud — our Dish coulmn this week — Clean Plate Charlie followed up for a debrief with executive chef Jim Leiken. We talked about his new gig, settling in, and what’s to come at Cafe Boulud by Daniel. Clean Plate…

Five Sex Toys Brought to You By Williams Sonoma

Tacky toys made for getting off are downright depressing. For example, a lady can try and please herself with a corpse-like shaft or she can go for the cheery purple, pink, or blue equivalent that’s about as hot as a Muppet’s member. It’s enough to make a girl want to…

Chef Shakeup at DIG in Delray?

Though Eater Miami reports on a chef change-up at the organic-focused DIG in Delray Beach, owner Robert Greenfield told New Times today that Chef Joey Giannuzzi was never a partner, but rather a consultant. That’s funny, since it’s reported here, here and here the two were partners.”If things would have worked out, he would…

Help Wanted: The (Restaurant) World According to Craigslist

​​Restaurants are already gearing up for fall, as the trickle of tourists is destined to become a flood when the temperature drops up north. Good ol’ Craigslist tells us what’s slated to open, which restaurants are touting their own hotness, and a few other tidbits. . . .After the fallout following…

Five Summer Wines for Cougars

Calling all cougars: It may not be high season, but there’s no shortage of women on the prowl in these parts. Here’s our list of wines we’ve noticed among your favorite sips. And if you really want to coug it up, you may get a little crazy and add ice…

Restaurant Roundup: Openings/Closings in July

​At the end of every month, we look back and take stock of restaurants that have opened and closed. (I know we’re a few days into August already; forgive us!) Though the crowds may have migrated north for the summer and the temperature has soared, things around here aren’t as languid…

Summer Beers: Narragansett Lager (Other Suggestions?)

Give me your shittiest beer,” I said to Nicole, the bartender at Laser Wolf who was lamenting  a Wednesday night in the off-season, this one especially quiet sans vinyl. The bar is among my favorites of the six I’ve been to in the week I’ve lived here.Ordering the shit beer…

Treasure Trove Bar on Fort Lauderdale Beach: Closing?

Having moved here just a week ago from a landlocked, wonky metropolis, I’m still surprised by the novelty of ending up in a beachfront dive bar with a room full of people wearing flip-flops and some semblance of a shirt getting drunk in the middle of the day. Such was the…

Changes at M Bar on Las Olas: Chefs Out, Lunch In

Change is afoot at M Bar on Las Olas Boulevard — already.M bar, which opened just over a month ago as a sibling to longtime Las Olas staple Mancini’s, began serving lunch yesterday. But that’s not the big news. More notably, the brother/sister team of chefs — who opened the…