Local Census Worker Calls Program “a Huge Waste”

Martin Menter, a retired salesman, started working for the U.S. Census Bureau in late April. About 50 percent of Broward residents did not return their census form earlier this year. Menter is one of the people paid to knock on doors, trying to gather all the information the government needs…

More Photos From the Hollywood Puppy Protest

This weekend there was another passionate protest in front of Puppy Palace on Hollywood Boulevard. Animal rights activists held signs insisting the store patronizes puppy mills and sells sick puppies and by doing so encourages the death of more shelter dogs. Counterprotesters decried PETA, mocked vegetarianism, advocated for the right…

Are Greyhound Track Owners in Business With a Mexican Cartel Financier?

Earlier this year, the American Greyhound Track Owners Association, which is headquartered at the Palm Beach Kennel Club, took on a new member with a questionable, controversial past. At the AGTOA’s spring conference, held in Las Vegas, then-President Karen Keelan called MIR/Caliente the group’s “newest and most supportive member.”MIR/Caliente is…

Photos From the Miami Dolphins Cheerleader Auditions

Yesterday concluded the tryouts for the 2010 Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. After eight hours of competition — mostly in the middle of the Aventura Mall — 42 women were chosen from the field of 77. More than 10,000 online votes, 5,000 text messages, nine judges, and 8,000 mall viewers participated in…

Vanilla Ice Filming a New Reality Show in Wellington

C. StilesRob posing with his walleroo, Buckey.​Rob Van Winkle, better known to the world as Vanilla Ice, is filming a new reality show in Wellington, the posh suburb west of Palm Beach. The show, tentatively scheduled to debut in September on the DIY Network, will feature Rob and some of…

[UPDATED] LeMieux Working to Save Orphan Haitian Cancer Patient

A 12-year-old Haitian orphan with a large malignant tumor on his neck will hopefully receive desperately needed medical attention later today or tomorrow, thanks to a group of concerned South Floridians that includes Republican Sen. George LeMieux.The boy — volunteers believe his name is Esthelhomme Peterson — has been accepted…

Haitian Boy in Stable Condition at Broward General

Estelhomme Peterson, a 12-year-old Haitian boy with a large malignant tumor on his neck, arrived in Fort Lauderdale around 7:30 last night with his mother. The boy, whom volunteers call “Peter,” is in stable condition at Broward General.”Peter is here and looking wonderful,” said Lauren Odman, the registered nurse at…

Senate Strikes Amendment That Could Have Ended Greyhound Racing

Greyhound protection groups from all over the country strongly advocated for an amendment that could have ended live greyhound racing in Florida, but the amendment was ruled “non-germane” and did not see a vote.In Florida, home to more than half the dog tracks in the country, current law requires tracks…

A Cold Winter Means Fewer Butterflies This Spring in Florida

It’s like some sort of child’s fable, or maybe a Virginia Woolf essay. It is both poetic, and a sad reminder of modern woes.After the coldest South Florida winter in more than 30 years, this spring will see a sharp reduction in the number of butterflies fluttering about.The Clay Glass…

Entries From the Tim Tebow Haiku Contest

It’s true, after all the debate and speculation, Florida’s favorite son and future governor, Tim Tebow, was drafted in the first round last night. He was the 25th overall selection, taken by the Denver Broncos.Now the Denver Post is holding a Tim Tebow Haiku contest to see who can write…

The Top Five Miami Dolphins Storylines from This Offseason

The Dolphins are probably going to try to fill some holes in the defensive line or the linebacking corps in tonight’s NFL draft. In anticipation, coaches, executives, draftologists, and fans with nothing better to do will pore over notes and highlight reels from players all over the country, but it’s…

Miami Caliente Stars Named to Lingerie Football All-Star Team

Five players from the Miami Caliente will represent the eastern conference at the first Lingerie Football League all-star game in Monterrey, Mexico. The matchup, dubbed the “All-Fantasy Game” by the league, is scheduled for June 10.Quarterback Anonka Dixon and wide receiver-slash-safety-slash kicker Tina Caccavale, a team captain, will both start…

Behind the Scenes Of the New Ricky Williams Documentary

The new ESPN documentary about Ricky Williams is an incredible, intimate look at the most interesting athlete in modern sports. The story behind story is almost as interesting.It was 2 a.m. when Sean Pamphilon’s phone rang in New York. The Fox Sports television producer picked up and heard a soft,…

Video Highlights From Last Week’s Broward Tea Party

It’s almost impossible to describe the sights and sounds of last Thursday’s Tax Day Tea Party without making it seem like it was a crowd of angry, government-hating, probably-racist religious nuts willing to exploit their children to convince people the federal government should stop spending any money at all (except…

Sights From the Soggy Tax Day Tea Party in Fort Lauderdale

Despite the rain, the threat of intentionally misspelling infiltrators, other silly-but-hot conservative options within driving distance, and some intense taxpayer-funded security (what we like to call irony), hundreds of people showed up at yesterday’s Tea Party at the federal courthouse in downtown Fort Lauderdale. They brought signs and shared their…