Video: Jerry Jones Says Bill Parcells Is “Not Worth a Sh*t”

Bill Parcells, the Dolphins’ executive vice president of football operations, is “not worth a shit.” At least that’s what his former boss, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, was caught slurring on a shaky phone camera in video originally posted by Deadspin.The conversation starts when an unidentified man asks Jones –…

Photos and Video from This Weekend’s Puppy Protests

This weekend was eventful for animal rights activists in South Florida, especially for the people most staunchly opposed to businesses selling commercially bred puppies. Thursday in West Palm Beach, protesters held signs and chanted outside Palm Beach Puppies. Two activists were given citations that could cost more than $1,000 each…

New Sun-Sentinel Slogan: “How Grandpa Used to Get His News”

Perhaps you’ve seen the bright-green T-shirts worn by roadside newspaper distributors advertising a new slogan for the South Florida Sun-Sentinel: “The Sun-Sentinel – How grandpa used to get his news.”These T-shirts were a gift to the Sun-Sentinel, actually. From the Juice.See, a few weeks ago, the Sun-Sentinel held a “Best…

Another Round of Puppy Protests Scheduled for This Weekend

A few weeks ago, Puppy Palace in Hollywood was the site of a large animal rights demonstration and a simultaneous counterprotest. One side decried puppy mills and held signs that attempted to explain how many dogs go unadopted and die when people purchase expensive, commercially bred puppies. One man even…

Glen Johnson: Roy Jones Jr. Will Beat Bernard Hopkins

Glen Johnson has some thoughts about this weekend’s big fight in Las Vegas, the long-awaited (some say it’s coming years too late) rematch between boxing’s former favorite son (and Florida native) Roy Jones Jr. and spry statesman Bernard Hopkins. And when it comes to these two fighters, Johnson knows what…

Keith Olbermann Rips Rubio for Comments in West Palm Beach

It might have been gentler if Keith Olbermann just said: “Marco Rubio, you’re a little bitch.” Olbermann, MSNBC’s most outspoken political commentator, was ruthless in his message to Rubio last night, a response to remarks Rubio made yesterday during a speech in West Palm Beach. In a two-minute-long “Special Comment,”…

Vanilla Ice Booked For Glastonbury Festival

Wellington resident Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice to you) is back with a brand new invention. Well, it’s kind of brand new. And kind of his invention. Either way, this collaboration with the Irish pop duo Jedward (teenage twins named John and Edward) went to number two on the UK…

UPDATE: Local Charity Helps Open Orphanage in India

One of the Juice’s favorite local charitable organizations, Planting Peace, will open a new orphanage in India next week. The nonprofit knows how to get kids off the streets. It already has four orphanages in Haiti.We had the chance to chat with Planting Peace founder Aaron Jackson (you can read…

The Amazing Randi: “I’m Gay”

The fact that the Amazing Randi is gay has long been an open secret. (The topic even comes up briefly in last August’s New Times cover story about him.) But yesterday, on the James Randi Educational Foundation website, Randi told the world.In a brief, thoughtful message, Randi described how much…

More Photos From This Weekend’s Puppy Palace Protest in Hollywood

On Saturday, animal rights advocates took to Hollywood Boulevard, protesting Puppy Palace, a freestanding building that sells purebred puppies for $300 to $1,500 apiece. The protesters say nobody should be purchasing a commercially bred puppy when there are so many dogs in shelters across the country right now.After the animal…

Hollywood Animal Rights Protesters Get Protested

Many people were very confused as they drove down Hollywood Boulevard on Saturday. There was a full-on protest on both sides of the street, replete with colorful signs, matching T-shirts, chanting, music, and adults wearing large, heavy dog costumes. Some drivers thought it was a protest in favor of animal…

Another Tragedy of Lil Wayne’s Incarceration

As America’s gamblers scramble to piece together their NCAA brackets this week, we’re realizing another tragic aspect of Lil Wayne’s unfortunate incarceration: In his absence, there are no super celebrities to pick amazingly accurate tournament brackets.In this video from last year, Lil Wayne lays out what turned out to be…