Would You Kill Someone for a Chicken Sandwich?

At noon on Tuesday, there was one man waiting, seated quietly on the curb outside the new Chick-Fil-A on Federal Highway in Pompano Beach. By 3:30 a.m. Wednesday, there were already 20 more people. By 6 a.m., nearly 200 people were waiting in line just for the chance to be…

Fort Lauderdale Tea Party Fight Caught on Tape

Most weekends, at the corner of Oakland Park and Federal Highway, there are some colorful protests. This is a regular spot for self-proclaimed “tea partiers” to tell the world (and the luxury cars going to and from Galt Ocean Mile) about their conservative beliefs (like Obama is a socialist Muslim…

Did South Florida Invent the Foam Finger?

If you watched much of the Vikings-Cardinals game last night (it wasn’t much of a game), you probably saw this week’s installment of Toyota’s “Great Moments in Tailgating History.” The topic: the origin of the giant foam finger.The legend, according to the entertaining reenactment, is that the foam finger came…

Five Reasons Charlie Crist Wants You To Call A Phone Sex Line

If you haven’t heard, the governor of this great state has been directing people to call a phone sex chat line.Anyone calling Charlie Crist’s office heard a recording of the governor directing people to various social services, with URLs and phone numbers. The phone number he gave for Florida KidCare,…

Herschel Walker Will Make MMA Debut In Sunrise

Herschel Walker may be the greatest athlete of our lifetimes, a modern-day Jim Thorpe of sorts. Now Walker, who will turn 48 next year, is bringing that athleticism to South Florida. And by “athleticism,” of course I mean some blend of Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do, and ballet ass-kicking ability.That’s…

FriendsWithYou Brings Adorable Creations to Art Basel

In most ways, Sam Borkson had a typical American childhood. Growing up in the suburbs of western Broward County during the ’80s and ’90s, he watched Saturday-morning cartoons, read comic books, and played videogames. Like most kids from his generation, a ceaseless stream of pop-culture images seeped slowly into his…

Local Poker Players Excited About Increasing Limits

If you get to one of South Florida’s poker rooms early in the day, you might witness something pretty odd. Around opening time (for the casinos that aren’t  24 hours yet) at the $5/$10 no-limit tables, you might find a group of regular players going all in on every hand…

Was This The Most Bizarre Hockey Moment Of All Time?

If you haven’t already seen this, Panther defenseman Keith Ballard was frustrated after the team let in what would prove to be the game-winning goal. He went to break his stick over the goal. Instead, he swiped his teammate, Tomas Vokoun’s, ear. Then blood, writhing, Vokoun carried off on a…

Sugar-Coated Lollipop Art Collective Ready for Basel

Together, Sam Borkson of Plantation and Arturo “Tury” Sandoval III are the creative minds behind Friends With You, a Miami-based artist collaborative producing a peculiar brand of modern art. As of late, FWY has been getting plenty of attention from the international art community and international corporations alike. Whether you’re…

A Horrible Thanksgiving Remembrance

You probably don’t remember it the same way I do, if you remember it at all. Hardcore Dolphins fans know the most famous Thanksgiving Day game the team ever played, and thinking of that day probably brings about a pleasant smile. Not for me though. I grew up in Dallas…

Five Things You Might Not Know You Like About NASCAR

I’m not gonna lie, we had a hard time coming up with a “funny” list this week. With Dolphins fans still reeling from the news Ronnie Brown is out for the season with a foot injury, we figured we’d do “The Most Famous Feet in South Florida” or something like…

Video: Vanilla Ice Jumping a Dirt Bike Over Drunken People

As promised here, footage of an American icon soaring over the heads of several drunken morning-radio personalities, including one man dressed as Abe Lincoln. Vanilla Ice (real name: Rob Van Winkle) took a few practice runs, then jumped the Wild 95.5 “Snack Pack” three separate times.Please note Rob’s good friend,…

Dog Racing Done in Wisconsin; What This Means for Florida

It wasn’t so long ago that Wisconsin had five dog tracks, second only to Florida in terms of total live-racing facilities. This week, the operators of the Dairyland Greyhound Park in Kenosha announced that the track will end racing on New Year’s Eve. This will mark the end of greyhound…

Ronnie Brown Done For the Year

The Dolphins received a devastating blow Sunday when Ronnie Brown hurt his foot. Much more devastating, it turns out, than most people realized.The franchise announced today that Ronnie Brown will be put on Injured Reserve, ending his season.For the year, Brown had 648 years rushing on 147 carries, 14 receptions…

Five Things Lou Dobbs Will Do With His Time In Florida

This week Lou Dobbs, the last of the original CNN anchors, announced he was leaving the station and ending his show on that network to “go beyond the role here at CNN” and “engage in constructive problem solving.”While this could mean many things, the smart money says his “constructive problem…