Vanilla Ice Jumps a Monster Truck On a Motorcycle

Yesterday morning, in a dirt lot off Okeechobee Boulevard in West Palm Beach, I witnessed Vanilla Ice (real name Rob Van Winkle) jump over a jacked-up Monster Truck with about 10 people in the bed. Ice, who lives in Wellington and has ridden professionally, was on a buddy’s dirtbike.This is…

At 41 Years Old, Glen Johnson Says He’s Not Done Boxing

This is footage from Saturday’s fight between South Florida’s own Glen Johnson (in gold) and “Bad” Chad Dawson. For most of the fight, Dawson, age 27 and undefeated, floated around Johnson, who will turn 41 in January. Johnson never made strong contact with Dawson and in the end looked worn…

What Ricky Williams Does for Veteran’s Day

Despite some public relations issues in the past, I think Ricky Williams is a pretty kickass guy. And no matter what you think of him, yesterday he did a kickass thing:Ricky took fellow Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown, some Dolphins cheerleaders, and 20 local wounded military veterans, and went to…

End of the Line for a South Florida Boxing Legend?

Boxing fans may have seen the last fight from a legendary South Florida pugilist this weekend. Glen “Road Warrior” Johnson, the light heavyweight who will turn 41 years old in January, finally got his rematch against undefeated 27-year-old phenom “Bad” Chad Dawson in Hartford, Connecticut, on Saturday.Johnson looked good in…

Seven Haikus About Chad Henne

Now that Chad Henne has twice dusted the rival Jets this year and revived what looked like an atrocious season, sports outlets all over South Florida are discussing the man. They debate his arm strength, his ability to lead a team, his fit in this offense, his Marino-ness. Some have…

Super Giant Mega Ginormous Cruise Ship Bound for Lauderdale

The Oasis of the Seas, the largest ship ever built (think Noah’s Ark meets the Titanic meets Rhode Island), cleared her largest obstacle this week en route to a new home in Fort Lauderdale.AP reports that crew on the massive 20-story, $1.5 billion ocean liner lowered the telescopic smoke stacks…

Ten Other Florida Stereotypes That Would Make Good Dolls

If you haven’t seen Mattel’s newest addition to the Adult Barbie Collector line, it’s an appalling creation they’re calling “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.” This week brought news that the doll is, in fact, a real product the company is really selling to real adult collectors (and really warped, seriously…

Jim Leyritz Publicly Denies Responsibility For Drunk Driving Accident

ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap (the best sports journalist in television for our money) put together a fantastic package on the former Yankees catcher and one-time World Series hero that included Leyritz’s first televised remarks about the drunk driving accident that killed a Fort Lauderdale woman two days after Christmas 2007.Three hours…

Vanilla Ice Flowing Like a Harpoon on The Early Show

Watch CBS News Videos Online In this video from this morning’s Early Show, we have a scary barefoot clown dressed up as Santa. We have choreographed dance steps. We have Early Show anchor Maggie Rodriguez awkwardly singing and dancing along. Most important, though, we have Robert Van Winkle (you know…

5 Secret Wishes Pat Riley Has For This Heat Season

The Heat season is officially upon us again, and judging by the very small sample size thus far, Miami will go 82-0 and Dwyane Wade will finally secure the MV3. Most experts have them finishing fourth or fifth in the division and either barely making or missing the playoffs.There are…

Benched Delray Sex Offender Off the Bench

In the last few weeks, we’ve brought you the story of Ronald Murphy, the convicted rapist forced to sleep on a bench outside his parole officer’s building in Delray Beach. (You can read some background here, here, and here.)Well this week Murphy moved from his bench to a new address…

A Local Halloween Houdini Seance From a Surprising Source

If the most famous magician in history were to come back from the dead as a publicity-related favor for any group or organization, it would probably be the skeptics.Harry Houdini spent most of his career debunking psychics and scamsters, convincing the world that these people are frauds — not worth…

Rape Victim Sees Doctor, Loses Health Insurance

Christina Turner, a 45-year-old Fort Lauderdale woman, was downtown, letting men at the bar by her drinks. The next thing she remembers is waking up on a roadside with cuts and bruises that indicated she may have been raped. As a safety precaution, she visited her doctor, who prescribed a…

New Trial to Begin in Boynton Beach Dogfighting Case

On the warm, humid afternoon of June 22, 2007, Liz Roehrich, a petite woman in her 40s, turned left into a predominantly black, middle-class neighborhood and parked her animal control truck in front of a gray house with a well-manicured lawn. Visible on a gate leading to the backyard was…

U Can’t Touch Tea with MC Hammer

Florida has seen its history of hilarious marketing strategies. (Remember the Tampa Bay Bandits’ million dollar give away…that was actually $50,000 every year for 20 years, starting in 20 years? The team folded after three years. Nobody got a dime.) But offering Brits the chance to have tea with dated…

Vanilla Ice Sells South African Beer

It sounds like a joke, but Vanilla Ice really is huge in South Africa. Same goes for Australia and East Asia. He just returned from South Africa, where he played several sold out arenas. So who could blame the ad folks at Castle Lite, the South African brew, when they were…

Update on Benched Delray Beach Sex Offender

Over the last week, we’ve given you several posts about the pending fate of Ronald Murphy, the convicted rapist confined by ankle bracelet every night to a wooden bench in front of his probation officer’s building. This weekend, superstar reporter extraordinaire Gail Shepherd met with Murphy at his bench. He…

Accusations of Lies and Racism in Wilton Manors PD

Ron Woodson. The Chicago native was standing on the corner of Wilton Drive and NE 21st Ct., right next to the Wilton Manors police station, with a sign reading “OFFiCER FERTiG LiES”. He claims that six months ago he and a black friend were the victims of profiling in Wilton…

10 Things You Didn’t See On Police Women of Broward County

​With the first (and likely only) season of Police Women of Broward County all wrapped up, I thought the first South Florida-centered mom-kid-cop docudrama-ality show deserved some sort of special send off. But instead of, oh say, a recap of the show’s high points, I thought it might be nice…

Rep. Alan Grayson Has “Material” On Bill Maher

Super Democratic awesome-man Rep. Alan Grayson, from Orlando, is like the a left wing version of Joe Wilson, but slicker and funnier. After proposing a a federal paid-vacation law and his hilarious rants against the Republican health care “plan”–Plan A: don’t get sick, Plan B: if you do get sick,…

Chad Henne Loves a Good Song About Chad Henne

It’s lewd. It’s crude. It’s a few years old. And damn, it’s funny. In a press conference this afternoon, the Miami Dolphins new resident badass, Chad Henne, discussed some disparaging comments made by Jets players after Monday night’s amazing come-from-behind victory. The remarks were nothing compared to a song created…