Somebody Please Go On a Date With This Dude

Whoever this guy is, he’s traipsing around Broward and Palm Beach counties, making hip-hop dating videos with lyrics like:​”I’m lookin’ for a girl that I can call my Ms. Right (yeah) / 5’5, pretty, slender, and polite (Unh).”…

Beau Boshers Gets Six Years for Dealing 3.6 Million Pain Pills

Add one more sentencing to the long list of guilty pleas associated with Christopher and Jeffrey George’s South Florida pill mill scheme. Forty-eight-year-old Beau Boshers was one of 13 doctors charged in the $40 million scam and one of 28 people to plead guilty so far; he was sentenced to…

Two Guys Sell Some of Their Old Stuff, Take in $38 Million in a Weekend

Twenty-nine thousand dollars for a vintage barber chair, $3.3 million for a hundred-year-old Oldsmobile. Clocks, an organ, a giant carousel. The Milhous brothers sold it all over the weekend, emptying out a 39,000-square-foot Boca Raton warehouse stuffed with things they’d collected in their travels over the years.It took Bob and…

Pastry Party With Sheriff Al Lamberti on Saturday

If you missed last night’s Lauderdale-by-the-Sea fundraiser with Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti, you’ve got another shot to hang out with the Gray Mustache from 11 a.m. to noon tomorrow at Gino’s Italian Market, at 5729 Johnson St. in Hollywood. He doesn’t like us very much, but maybe you’ll have more luck.Also,…

Mug-Shot Friday: Marv, Two Duckfaces, and a Face-Ninja

Welcome to this week’s post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week’s most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida’s tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times’ Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition…

Broward Inspector General Report Slams Lauderdale Lakes Administration

​Lauderdale Lakes is in some hot water, and not all of it is old news.A preliminary report dated yesterday outlines the findings of the Broward Office of the Inspector General regarding the “gross mismanagement of public funds” in Lauderdale Lakes. The OIG says preliminary reports aren’t public record until the…

Allen West: “Total War” Only Kind of Responsible War With Syria

​Congressman Allen West has had enough of these half-assed wars in the Middle East.While West was focused mainly on Obama’s spending policies at his town hall meeting in Deerfield Beach on Wednesday afternoon, he was also very critical of cuts to military funding and foreign policy interactions that he said…

Top Four Racist YouTube Rants by Stupid Young People

​The Palm Beach County School District is all atwitter today over a racist video posted to YouTube by two girls from Santaluces High School. We’ll never know what made them think it was a good idea to post a public video on the internet saying, “I don’t like black people…

Senate Committee Passes Bill Mandating Schools Teach About 9/11

​A state Senate bill mandating all Florida public schools teach students about the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, passed an education committee this morning.SB 1422 seeks to add “the events surrounding the terrorist attacks occurring on September 11, 2001, and the impact of those events on the nation” to the list…

Chip LaMarca Still May Run for Congress in District 22

The day Broward Vice Mayor Kristin Jacobs held her official campaign kickoff for the U.S. House of Representatives, fellow County Commissioner Chip LaMarca told the Sun-Sentinel he’s “very seriously considering” running for Allen West’s old seat too.LaMarca, a Republican, has been “considering” a run for a while — he told…