Even Scott Rothstein’s Secretary Is Facing Five Years in Prison

​An administrative assistant for convicted Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein’s law firm pleaded guilty Friday to violations of federal election law. Prosecutors say 42-year-old Marybeth Feiss was integral in Rothstein Rosenfeldt Adler’s political power plays, helping Rothstein use part of his $1.2 billion scheme to buy influence in prominent Republican circles…

George Elia Accused of Running Fort Lauderdale Ponzi Scheme

It’s probably not a good sign that a $4 million lawsuit regarding an alleged Ponzi scheme seems like “only” $4 million.While the accusations against 68-year-old Fort Lauderdale real estate broker George Elia pale in comparison to Scott Rothstein’s billion-plus Ponzi scheme, people definitely still got screwed.While the FBI “cannot confirm…

Allen West Turns Black History Month Into Attack on Democrats

​Last Wednesday, Congressman Allen West took to the House floor to commemorate Black History Month. As the first black congressman from Florida since Reconstruction, he was in a unique position to do so. West had hundreds of years of history he could have talked about, including 51 years of his…

Broward County Back on America’s Most Wanted Tonight

​Set your DVRs, everybody. BroCo’s back on America’s Most Wanted.Tonight’s 9 o’clock show on Lifetime will feature the Broward Sheriff’s Office Fugitive Squad, according to a police news release, and will feature the search for 39-year-old Fritz Alisme, accused of multiple counts of sexual battery on a child. The squad…

Richard Edison Molestation Lawsuit Trial Date Set

Three years ago, we brought you the story of Richard Edison, a South Florida plastic surgeon who ran a practice at which five patients had died during routine procedures. Once, he left a sponge in a woman’s breast and said she’d left it there herself. The patient went on to call…

Florida House Finally Considering Bill to Sort-of Compensate Eric Brody

​Fourteen years after a speeding Broward Sheriff’s Office deputy left 18-year-old Eric Brody with permanent, debilitating brain damage, it looks like the Florida Legislature is getting close to paying Brody’s family the money it’s owed — OK, actually about a third of the money it’s owed.A court found the Broward Sheriff’s…

Crazy-Fancy iPic Movie Theaters Coming to South Florida

​The “ultimate movie redefining entertainment” is coming to South Florida. Boca-based luxury movie theater company iPic Theaters announced plans yesterday for theaters in Boca Raton and Hallandale Beach, the Miami Herald reports.The theaters will feature leather recliners, blankets, booze, and gourmet food during first-run movies. The Herald says tickets “are…

Everett Wilkinson Might Let Allen West Pulverize Him in District 18 Race

One day after Martin County Sheriff Robert Crowder announced that he’d be running against Congressman Allen West in the newly drawn District 18’s Republican primary, South Florida Tea Party Chairman Everett Wilkinson tweeted that he’s “considering running” as well.”Congressman West doesn’t live in this district. I’ve lived in this district…

Here’s Allen West Singing “Pretty Woman” in Its Entirety

He started by saying, “Anyone that records this, I’m going to drop you for pushups.”A brave patriot with a camcorder wasn’t scared, and now, to put on your iPod next to Mitt Romney’s rendition of “America the Beautiful” and President Barack Obama’s panty-dropping hint at “Let’s Stay Together,” we have…

Allen West on Contraception: Mocks Obama’s Knowledge of the Constitution, Completely Mangles Constitutional Argument

​Congressman Allen West sent out his weekly newsletter Monday, barraging his constituents with an almost predictable combination of hyperpatriotic mumbo-jumbo and misguided, pseudo-academic posturing about his favorite book in the history of words, the United States Constitution.Once you get past the part about crying while listening to Whitney Houston’s performance…

Our Interview With John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

​We told you yesterday about the Broward Water Partnership’s latest push to encourage water conservation with its new spokesman, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Jingleheimer Schmidt is helping pass on information about conservation, rebates for high-efficiency toilets, and free stuff by using stories about his anti-drought efforts in Nursery RhymeLand. There’s also a…

Armed Man Killed by Police in Pompano Beach

Not much to report here yet, but what has been released so far is that a man was shot and killed by a Broward County sheriff’s deputy around 6:30 last night.Police were called to an apartment building on the 800 block of SE 22nd Avenue last night, where they found…