When you go to the theater tonight, don’t bring your mama, don’t bring the kiddies, and definitely don’t bring any strait-laced goody-goody who can’t watch puppets croon about porn, getting drunk, and rubbing furry parts. No, Avenue Q ain’t Sesame Street, but it’s still quality entertainment, especially for those of…

So that giant, inflatable gnome you gave grandma for Chanukah didn’t quite have the impact you hoped for. Make it up to your nana tonight by taking her to Those Were The Days. The musical song and dance performance will take her back to the Dirty ’30s in New York…

To go, or not to go—that is the question. And the answer, fair reader, is … get your ass up and experience The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)! Okay, so maybe you hated reading the Old Willie’s plays in school, but that’s only because your teacher wasn’t as entertaining…

We may not have snow around here — thank goodness — but we do have lots of water. And, heck, nothing says “holiday season in Florida” quite like a boat pimped out with lights. This Saturday, watch as dozens of watercraft lit to the gills take to the Intracoastal for…

Good news! If getting strapped down and fed is your favorite fantasy, Dinner in the Sky Events has your hookup. Up to 22 daring diners sit in leather chairs and buckle up before their platform is hoisted by crane about 18 stories. Executive Chef Francois Ternes of Seminole Casino Coconut…

Maybe when you hear of three rapping New Yorkers spittin’ sounds, the words “beastie” and “boys” come to mind, but this Thursday, it’s time to meet a new trio of sassy tongue-slingers. Mayhem Poets, comprised of three Brooklyn lads, will take to the stage with their mad rhyming skills. Along…

You may think our local landscape is no more than a collection of high-rises, neon signs, palm fronds, and liquor stores, but for five local artists it’s much more than that. That’s why curator Talya Lerman pulled together drawings, paintings, and photographs for “Native Offerings” an art exhibition. Stop by…

When you go to the theater tonight, don’t bring your mama, don’t bring the kiddies, and definitely don’t bring any strait-laced goody-goody who can’t watch puppets croon about porn, getting drunk, and rubbing furry parts. No, Avenue Q ain’t Sesame Street, but it’s still quality entertainment, especially for those of…

Just because many of us have a pot to piss in nowadays doesn’t mean we should forgo heading over to the 49th Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show to see what we can’t afford. Expect to ooh and ahh over $3 billion worth of boats, yachts, electronics, engines, and thousands of…

Some photos aren’t meant for display, like the ones Mom took of you sitting on a tricycle wearing nothing but your birthday suit. But other photos, those taken by professionals who steer clear of silliness and focus on beauty instead, for example, are definitely meant to be shared. Thankfully Baroness…

Want to help cancer-stricken women and get a buzz at the same time? Try wrapping your lips around a sugar-rimmed pink cocktail. Any day throughout October, stop into a RA Sushi Bar Restaurant, demand some spicy lobster rolls, and then order up a few Blushing Geishas to cool the fire…

Think you’d have to pay someone lots of money just to touch your ugly ass? Now, thanks to the efforts of some sharp folks behind Spa Week, you can get various professionals to do it for only $50. And they’ll squeeze your nose zits and remove your toe cheese, too,…

The only thing better than one blonde MILF would be three of them, right? Okay, so it may be debatable to say any of the stars of 3 Blonde Moms are the type to turn you on; but they should be able to get you laughing, at least. Joanie Fagan…

What did you plan to do this Thursday night now that American Idol is over? Pluck your eyebrows and wash your pet ferret in the sink? Don’t waste your time. Instead go mingle with some oenophiles at “The Fine Art of Wine,” a benefit for ArtServe and The Art &…

Not only is it hump day, but did you know that today also marks the halfway point to St. Patrick’s Day? Put the two occasions together and you’ve found the perfect excuse to get sloshed and lay on the blarney. But wait — there’s more: Head to Dicey Riley’s (217…

With better costumes than any porn film, more gripping suspense than Fatal Attraction, and perhaps even racier sex scenes than that infamous HBO series (you know which one we mean) is the little French import, The Last Mistress. Directed by the ever-controversial Catherine Breillat, this tale follows a destitute rascal…

Dahling, if you’ve already brushed the Pomeranians and polished the silver but now you fancy some mingling with the socialites, tell your driver to head to Mizner Park (433 Plaza Real, Boca Raton) for ArtWalk. Taking place the last Wednesday of each month, this event showcases an assortment of art…

Where can you find more hot chicks than at a John Mayer concert? You guessed it — at Blue Martini’s Wednesday Ladies’ Nights. Birds flock in for a multitude of reasons, starting with the fact that they get in for free and are able to suck down discounted drinks all…

Sick of being busted for checking out other peoples’ parts? If so, “Out of Shape: Bodies in Contemporary Art” is tailor-made for you. Spend hours ogling human figures depicted in various mediums by artists such as William Kentridge, Viola Frey, Duane Hanson, Yinka Shonibare, and Robert Rauschenberg —- even with…

Suck a few down at the new 101 Ocean Restaurant (101 E Commercial Blvd., Lauderdale-by-the-Sea) Tuesday at 7 p.m. as celebrity bartenders mix drinks for wild animals. Well, technically, us humans will be doing the drinking, but the proceeds from our purchases will go to SPCA Wildlife Care Center. You’ll…

If your sweet chariot ain’t swingin’ low on this glorious Sunday, head over to the Norton Museum of Art (1451 S. Olive Ave., West Palm Beach). That’s where the renowned Ebony Chorale of the Palm Beaches, directed by Dr. Orville Lawton, will sing to the heavens today as “In the…

Today, check out “I Shot Warhol, Wesselmann, Lichtenstein, Rosenquist, and Indiana: Photographs by Bob Adelman and William John Kennedy,” the exhibition with more names attached to it than that winning beagle at the 2008 Westminster Dog Show. It’s a collection of more than 60 images, presenting the world’s top pop…