Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s Breakdown: A Freudian Psychosexual Analysis

Shortly before 1 a.m. PST today, TMZ reported the late-breaking story that — brace yourself — Justin Bieber’s recent extended mad blunted mental breakdown is, if you can believe it, almost directly related to his recent breakup with Selena Gomez. And upon reading this digitally rendered revelation regarding millionaire Millennials…

John Mayer Is Back, Coming to West Palm Beach, and With More Hat!

Minion of gentle tunes, serial dater, Twitter enthusiast, and vintage-Rolex expert John Mayer has returned to the spotlight, with the hashtag “#mayerisback” as his war cry.This is an official return for Mayer — not your standard-issue postbreak-up media blitz — as the man, and his inimitable, airy, girlfriend-approved voice, have…

The Weeds Move From Beat Poetry to Ambient Sounds

When spoken-word duo the Weeds came back from their second hiatus, they had a completely different mentality from before their first two stints, and more than a decade, as a band. Adam Matza had always been the vocals in the group, growing up writing poetry in high school and later…

Win Two Tickets for the Tortuga Music Festival

We were pleasantly surprised when we saw how quickly tickets were selling out for the Tortuga Music Festival. Not just ’cause we want to sing “Free Bird” on the sand to the turtles — for which the fest is named — as they waddle on the shore. But because we…

Billy Boloby Shares Five Songs That Heal His Soul

Editor’s note: Jason Budjinski, AKA Billy Boloby, is a former New Times Broward-Palm Beach music editor and South Florida musician. His friends are joining musical forces at an upcoming concert to help raise funds for his liver transplant, which is necessary due to the effects of Crohn’s disease and primary sclerosing cholangitis…

SunFest Tickets for Saturday, May 4, Are Half Off Today!

Nowhere else in the universe will you be able to yell the words “I want you to want me!” along with Cheap Trick’s Robin Zander, while covered in paint, except at this year’s SunFest. The Saturday lineup features both the band that sung “Surrender” and the world’s largest paint party, Life…

Phantomime Brings “Burlesque Rock, Cabaret on Crack”

They say sex sells. And while the members of Phantomime aren’t paying for it or selling their own bottoms — at least, not to our knowledge — they have introduced a sexy new genre of music into the world, what guitarist Kevin Stewart calls “burlesque rock, cabaret on crack.” They recently…

Shane Watt Graffitis DJ Andie Sweetswirl’s House

Better than: Anything that’s ever happened at your house. Lots of people have art in their homes. Many of them have art outside of them too. But few have murals like the one Shane Watt painted on the back of Andie Sweetswirl’s house in Fort Lauderdale. After two months of…

Eric Clapton – Hard Rock Live, Hollywood – March 29

The task of exaggerating the impact Eric Clapton has exerted upon the world of rock music over the course of a career, wringing pure emotion from the strings of guitars, is one of virtual impossibility. However, the recorded offerings of the man’s late career might make one forget the early, greater…

Top Ten Dive Bars in Palm Beach County

Continuing with our list of the top tier, grimiest joints to have a drink, here are the top ten dive bars in Palm Beach County. See also – Top Ten Dive Bars in Broward County 10. The Ugly Mug About half an hour after the Eastside of Atlantic Avenue shuts…

Nil Cardoso Proves, “Good Guys Still Exist”

Most musicians today sing about bangin’ the ladies, copin’ new whips, or making it rain bills on a stripper’s ass. Coconut Creek musician Nil Cardoso, however, is different. What makes Cardoso’s sound — pop-rock infused with country — stand out from the rest is his song “Chivalry Isn’t Dead.” No,…

John Legend Croons His Way to Hollywood

Last October, panty-droppin’-music aficionados across the country were dealt a devastating disappointment: John Legend was postponing his highly anticipated tour to finish Love in the Future, his first album since 2010’s Wake Up! We’re crazy about Legend, his eyebrow-singeing vocal pipes, and the mega-smoove urban R&B he has helped maintain…