Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s Breakdown: A Freudian Psychosexual Analysis
Shortly before 1 a.m. PST today, TMZ reported the late-breaking story that — brace yourself — Justin Bieber’s recent extended mad blunted mental breakdown is, if you can believe it, almost directly related to his recent breakup with Selena Gomez. And upon reading this digitally rendered revelation regarding millionaire Millennials…