Satanic Invocation Could Come to Almost Every City in Florida

Satan could be coming to your city’s commission meeting very soon. Atheist and blogger Chaz Stevens was recently given the go-ahead by Lake Worth to lead a Satanic invocation before one of their upcoming meetings. And, with his foot firmly in the proverbial door, Stevens is looking to knock down…

Miami Dolphins Drinking Game For the Remainder of the Season

The Miami Dolphins aren’t technically eliminated from playoff contention. That is to say, they still have a mathematical shot to get in, as long as the Steelers, Ravens, Chiefs and Colts all die in plane crashes and their stadiums are collectively swallowed by sink holes. THEN THERE’S DEFINITELY A CHANCE…

DUI Trial for Broward Judge Cynthia Imperato Begins

The last couple of years, we’ve had a handful of South Florida judge get busted for driving while under the influence of one substance or another. On Wednesday, opening statements began for the DUI trial of Broward circuit Judge Cynthia Imperato. Imparato, 57, was busted for DUI back in November…

Five Ways Ronaldo Can Help Improve The Fort Lauderdale Strikers

When a Brazilian ownership group purchased the Fort Lauderdale Strikers earlier this year, they promised to class the place up, add some buzz, and bring some recognition to the constantly-battling-to-stay-relevant NASL team. Damn if they didn’t deliver on that promise quickly. Brazilian soccer legend and two-time World Cup champion Ronaldo…

Florida’s First Same-Sex Divorce Granted by Broward Judge

On the same day Pam Bondi’s emergency request filing to Justice Clarence Thomas was accepted, effectively putting same-sex marriage on hold, a Broward County judge has granted a same-sex couple a divorce. On Wednesday, Broward County Circuit Court Judge Dale Cohen granted Heather Brassner a divorce from her estranged domestic…

Marco Rubio Criticizes Release of Alan Gross From Cuban Prison UPDATE

Update: In his brief presser Wednesday afternoon, Rubio told reporters that he would do everything in his power to undo President Obama’s plans to thaw relations with Cuba, including opening a U.S. embassy in Havana. “This entire policy shift announced today is based on an illusion, based on a lie,”…

Florida Panthers Beat Washington in the Longest Shootout in NHL History

The Florida Panthers made history Tuesday night when they played in an unprecedented 20 round shootout against the Washington Capitals. It was the longest shootout in NHL history, blowing out the previous record of 15. The final score was 2-1, but it took nearly twenty minutes of edge-of-your-seat-slap-a-random-stranger-with-a-sock-full-of-pennies amazeballs hockey…

About That Broward Sheriff’s Office Lamborghini…

Last week, a photo floated around on Facebook — it was shared at least 48 times — of a Lamborghini Aventador that was wrapped in logos for the Broward Sheriff’s Office. Though the car was supposed to a be a cool promo for the department, it somewhat backfired when an…

Jeb Bush Announces He’s Exploring a Run For the Presidency

And here we go… After months of speculation and hinting and non answers, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush announced on Tuesday morning that he’s starting an exploratory run for the Presidency of the United States of America. As all pols do nowadays, Bush took to social media to announce his…

Pam Bondi Asks U.S. Supreme Court to Block Florida Gay Marriage

Pam Bondi just won’t leave gay marriage alone. Despite the growing consensus in the Sunshine State drifting toward marriage equality, the state’s top law official now is asking the country’s highest court to block same-sex-marriage next month — the latest move in Bondi’s campaign to keep Florida’s gay population from…

Beautiful Horses Ate Some Tainted Feed and Now They’re Dying

If you would like to read a heartbreaking story that will make you sad for the rest of the day, keep reading. Beautiful horses are getting sick and dying at the Masterpiece Equestrian Center in Davie because of some tainted feed. As of today, four horses have died since November…

Teo Castellanos’ Life Is in his Plays

On the second day of eighth grade in 1975, Teo Castellanos, a runty Puerto Rican kid in shiny new Pro-Keds, nervously scanned the hallways of Carol City Junior High between classes, on the lookout for his nemesis. The year before, a much bigger kid had approached from behind in drama…