SeaWorld CEO Stepping Down Come January; PETA Responds

SeaWorld Entertainment Inc. announced that CEO Jim Atchison is stepping down from his position come January. The company made its announcement on Thursday amid free-falling stocks and failing P.R. stemming from the popular documentary Blackfish, a film that exposes the dangers of keeping orcas in captivity. In addition, the company…

William Hahne Allegedly Smuggled NBOMe Into Broward Jail

It takes varying degrees of balls to sling any kind of drugs. Even your down-the-block teenaged weed hustler is working on some equation of eff-the-system brashness plus a healthy dose of stupidity. But to try to smuggle drugs into the Broward County Jail? That just might belong more to the…

2014 Winterfest Boat Parade: Where to Watch, Park, and Avoid Traffic

The Seminole Hard Rock Winterfest Boat Parade takes place this Saturday night, and if you’re planning on going, this is your life-hack-guide to navigating the night. “The Greatest Show on H2O” aka “The World’s Most Watched Boat Parade” aka “Why Does A Boat Show Have Multiple Nicknames” is going with…

Nine Reasons New England Patriots Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins’ season almost over. And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead, we’re focusing…

Did Hollywood Cops Get Off Easy for Deleting Internal Affairs Files?

According to Florida law, internal affairs investigations are available to the public. Also, it’s illegal to destroy public records. Yet high-ranking Hollywood cops are not going to face criminal charges for admitting to deleting internal affair files from the department’s computers. Assistant Chief Ken Haberland, age 47, and Maj. Norris…

Seven Times Floridians Shot Themselves by Accident

On Wednesday, news came out that Florida ranks second in the U.S. in school shootings since the Sandy Hook tragedy two years ago. Also, Floridians took advantage of this year’s Black Friday and bought themselves a crazy amount of guns. According to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, it was…

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do at Your Office Holiday Party

It’s December, and you know what that means: lots of holiday parties. You know what else that means? Lots and lots of opportunities to completely embarrass yourself and erase everything you worked so hard for this entire year. Merry Christmas, everyone! Holiday parties are not created equal. Some are a…

Adam Meyer, Sports Betting Pro to the Stars, Indicted in $25 Million Scam

Adam Meyer, the president and chief executive officer of sports betting consulting firm Real Money Sports Inc., has been indicted on federal fraud, racketeering, extortion, and brandishing-a-firearm charges by a federal grand jury in Milwaukee after allegedly orchestrating an elaborate plot that scammed the victim of millions over several years…