Fort Lauderdale Cops Tackle Critical Mass Cyclist on Video

Dan Littell was crossing Las Olas bridge as part of last night’s Fort Lauderdale Critical Mass when a police vehicle whizzed by him and his fellow riders. He knew bridges were particularly dangerous places for cyclists in an already inhospitable town. In the past, Littell had been hit on both…

Medical Marijuana DEA Raids Restricted Thanks to House Vote

Back in February of 2013, law enforcement officials swarmed a home, after a government employee who was visiting another house, had spotted some marijuana plants on the property. Cops entered the house, and confiscated the marijuana plants, all while the owner of the home — a wheelchair-bound 64-year-old woman –…

Gisele Pollack, Broward Judge, Asks for Pay During DUI Suspension

Broward County circuit judge, and misdemeanor drug court judge, Gisele Pollack, who was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in early May, is asking to be paid during her suspension. Pollack, 56, has admitted last year she’d shown up to work drunk before. According to Red Broward, when…

South Florida Bikers Sliced and Diced by Unsafe Drawbridges

Biking in South Florida is dangerous. Given what we see in the news cycle on an almost daily basis down here, that can be said flatly. Hell, last year cyclists riding down the Rickenbacker Causeway were shot in the leg and back by teenagers armed with BB-Guns. So, after a…

New Times Best Of Readers’ Poll Voting Ends June 4

Six days. A lot can get done in six days. God made the world in six days. Your aunt learned to bake in six days. And it probably took you six days to figure out that someone in Baton Rouge had stolen your identity and bought $1,500 worth of olive…

Malcolm Glazer, Bucs Owner and Palm Beach Billionaire, Has Died

As corny as it sounds, Malcolm Glazer pretty much lived the American dream. He started working in his family’s watch company at 8 years old and eventually became the 400th richest person in the world, according to Forbes. He lived in Palm Beach and owned both the Tampa Bay Buccaneers…

Heat Lose Game 5 in the Most Insufferable Way

The Miami Heat fell 93-90 to the Indiana Pacers in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals match-up Wednesday night. Paul George had the game of his life, and the Pacers were able to muster a big performance to avoid elimination. Of course, it’s much easier to win a game…

New Lionfish Apps: Taylor Swift and Free T-Shirts

Yesterday, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission (FWC) released two apps related to lionfish — one to alert authorities when you’ve caught one of the suckers and another to alert you about how terrible these things are. Why? Because lionfish are bad. Obvs. The nonnative predators “negatively impact” Florida’s wildlife…

Eight Reasons Why Congress Offers the Worst Job in America

Imagine, in a moment of suspended disbelief, that your job pays 174 grand a year. And comes with a $1.3 million expense account. And a staff of 18 Ivy League yes-men whose sole duty is to bray loud and wide about the miracle that is you — when they’re not…

Maldonado Crossbow Double Murder-Suicide: The Real Story

The pain bit Jose Maldonado below the right ear, hot and searing. When the lanky, dark-haired Florida State University student snapped his eyes open, he was in the same Tallahassee motel room where he’d drifted to sleep earlier. But then, in the lead-colored hour before dawn this past December 3,…

The Ten Best Chris Bosh Moments

In case you missed it, Chris Bosh delivered some righteous nut punching on the Indiana Pacers on Monday as he helped the Heat take a commanding 3-1 series lead in the Eastern Conference Finals. Also in case you missed it, Bosh made it clear on the Dan LeBatard Show on…

Jamaican University Fires HIV Researcher for Defending Anti-Sodomy Law in Court

Although Belize is best-known as the birthplace of chewing gum, it’s really similar to Jamaica in a lot of ways. Both are English-speaking Caribbean countries that used to be British colonies. And even though Great Britain legalized homosexuality in 1967, both have anachronistically retained their former oppressor’s anti-sodomy laws. According…